The Diamond Brothers: South by South East

Tim Diamond, the world's most incompetent private detective, lives in a flat above his office in Camden Town with his teenage brother Nick. One day, a mysterious client, by the name of Jake McGuffin, enters their office, and explains that he is an MI6 agent, working with the Dutch secret service to stop a contract-killer called Charon from murdering a Russian diplomat and re-starting The Cold War. He claims that he's being chased by two henchmen and needs to make a call. Since their phone had been cut off, he offers Tim fifty pounds for his overcoat so that he can make it to a telephone box without being seen. Later on, Nick, the sharper of the two brothers, spots that McGuffin had left his hotel room key on the desk. The two brothers rush down the alley to the telephone box and find McGuffin has been shot. As a loud train passes on the flyover, McGuffin mutters his final words to Tim. Their investigation into Charon leads them wanted by the police for armed bank robbery, handcuffed and held at gunpoint by a guesthouse owner, machine-gunned by a bi-plane in a cornfield, chased by two armed henchmen and being hunted by the world's deadliest assassin. ==Production==

South by South East was intended as a sequel to the 1988 film Just Ask for Diamond, based on the first Diamond Brothers novel published two years prior, ''The Falcon's Malteser (1986). There had been a second novel published the following year, Public Enemy Number Two (1987), however it was considered that some of the plot was too violent and impractical to film. It is not clear whether the series is a direct adaptation of the book South by South-East'' (1991), or vice versa. The series was produced by Red Rooster Films and IDTV, being sponsored by TVS and AVRO. Ron Burrage, a Hitchcock lookalike, made an inconspicuous appearances in every episode. The exterior of Tim's office and flat was filmed above Chalk Farm station on The London Underground, near Camden Town. In a Radio Times article, Jenny Agutter stated she was invited to play her role, as she had given a 'very favourable review' of Just Ask For Diamond. ==Distribution==

South by South East was neither released on home video nor rebroadcast after it aired in 1991. Evidence of the series was confirmed by a BFI record of the series as well as a brief mention from Horowitz in the third edition of ''The Falcon's Malteser. In an online article of The Telegraph'' Horowitz stated, “I was a hopeless director, I was no good at all.” ==Episode list==

• Dursley McLinden – Tim Diamond • Colin Dale – Nick Diamond • Monique van de Ven – Charon • Jenny Agutter – Bank Manager • Anna Massey – Mrs. Bodega • Michael Gough – Mr. Waverly • Ron Burrage – Discreet appearance by • Michael Feast – Chief Inspector Snape • Gordon Winter – Boyle • Michael Howe – Jake McGuffin • Leo Wringer – Ed • Tim Faulkner – Taxi Driver (Red) • Frans de Wit – Bulldog • Rodney Beddal – Scarface • Boris Isarov – Boris Kusenov • David Goudge – Ted • Ed Bauer – Mr. Marvano • John Bluthal – Mr. Webber • Peter Copley – Mr. Ferguson • Nigel Pegram – Police Commissioner • Edward Hibbert – Sotheby's Assistant • Marcia Warren – Mrs. Jackson • Jonathan Coleman – Mr. Blondini • Thom Hoffman – Hugo Rushmore • Jos Fluhr – Dr. Monika Bloem • John Quentin – Auctioneer • Sally Faber – Television reporter ==Novelization==

A novelization of the series also written by Anthony Horowitz, titled South by South East, was published in 1991. == References ==