The scene is the reception-room of Mr Latimer's house, a little way off the Dover Road. The rich and eccentric Mr Latimer's idea of philanthropy is to waylay eloping couples
en route from London to Paris by way of the
Dover Road. With the aid of his magisterial and benign butler he keeps them confined together at his house for a week to discover for themselves whether they are truly compatible when exposed to each other's constant company. Leonard (an English peer) is eloping with Anne, a young woman of very modern views. When they are delayed by a series of accidents, contrived by Latimer, from getting to Dover in time to catch the channel boat, they are brought to his house, which they are told is a hotel. Once there, they are courteously, luxuriously but firmly imprisoned together. They rapidly discover each other's irritating habits. Another eloping couple already in enforced residence in Latimer's house consists of Leonard's wife, Eustasia, and Nicholas, a bored young man. They too have fallen into Latimer's trap, and found the urge to elope wearing off. The two couples meet. Leonard is ill with a cold, and Eustasia nurses him in such a solicitous manner that it drives him to distraction. Anne and Nicholas seem on the verge of a liaison, but that too founders. They go their separate ways. Leonard and Nicholas find each other's company congenial, and they decide to use the tickets booked for their abortive elopements and go on a jaunt to
Cannes together. As the play ends, a new eloping couple ring the bell and Latimer's scheme swings into action once again. ==Critical reception==