The Loneliness of the Long Distance Walker

To his complete surprise, Walker receives his call-up papers. Mainwaring tries his best to get the authorities to reconsider. ==Plot==

When Private Walker is called up, he applies to the Military Service Hardship Committee, which rejects him on the grounds that he does not keep books for his business. After Jones's attempts to sabotage his medical test fail, Walker is invalided out because he is allergic to corned beef. ==Cast==

• Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring • John Le Mesurier as Sergeant Wilson • Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jones • John Laurie as Private Frazer • James Beck as Private Walker • Arnold Ridley as Private Godfrey • Ian Lavender as Private Pike • Anthony Sharp as Brigadier (War Office) • Diana King as Chairwoman • Patrick Waddington as Brigadier • Edward Evans as Mr Rees • Michael Knowles as Captain Cutts • Gilda Perry as Blonde • Larry Martyn as Soldier • Robert Lankesheer as Medical Officer • Colin Bean as Private Sponge Remake • Kevin McNally as Captain Mainwaring • Robert Bathurst as Sergeant Wilson • Kevin Eldon as Lance Corporal Jones • David Hayman as Private Frazer • Mathew Horne as Private Walker • Timothy West as Private Godfrey • Tom Rosenthal as Private Pike • Christopher Villiers as Brigadier (War Office) • Sam Phillips as Captain Cutts • Julia Deakin as the Chairwoman • Andrew Havill as the Brigadier • Jerry-Jane Pears as Judy • Gareth Benjamin as Mr Rees • Lee Barnett as the soldier ==Notes==