• Spike Milligan as Mr Van Gogh: an illegal Pakistani immigrant •
John Bird as Mr Rembrandt: Van Gogh's son, also an illegal immigrant •
Frank Carson as Paddy O'Brien: an Irish Republican landlord and coalman •
Alexandra Dane as Nefertiti Skupinski: landlady and O'Brien's voluptuous, South African-bred daughter • Wayne Brown as Luigi O'Reilly: a black Yorkshireman (listed as a Coloured North countryman in the
Radio Times) •
Harry Fowler as Eric Lee Fung: a Chinese cockney
spiv •
John Bluthal as Richard Armitage: an Orthodox London Jew • Anthony Brothers as Sheik Yamani: an Orthodox Arab who speaks with a Scots accent as he has been learning banking at the
Bank of Scotland, Peckham •
Robert Dorning as Colonel Grope: an ex-
Indian Army, alcoholic racialist •
Bill Kerr as Bluey Notts: an Australian
bookie's clerk, a crude racialist •
Alister Williamson as the Australian bookie • Freddie Earrle as an Orthodox Jew •
Rita Webb as the daily help == See also ==