Roommates George and Gil are in their 70s and have strong
New York accents, and they frequently mispronounce common words and names. For example, they refer to
Ashton Kutcher's show ''
Punk'd as Ashram Kitchen's
Prank'd
; Johnny Knoxville as Johnny Nashville, and Candid Camera as Candy Camera''. They also frequently put the stress on the wrong syllables of words, especially in
iambic fashion. For example, pronouncing
Broadway as "Br'd
way" and
junk mail as "j'nk
mail", and their podcast named "Oh Hello: The P'd
cast". The pair have shaggy gray hair and beards, wear glasses, and wear baggy clothes for an overall unkempt appearance, Geegland tending to dress more formally. They met in Toronto while dodging the
Vietnam War, but they did their part for the war effort by fighting with Asians they saw in Canada. George is an author and playwright and has written several shows for him and Gil to star in, usually not being well received by their audiences. They have a dog named
Pug Giamatti, but he left for an adventure in
Saugerties. He is of
Polish Jewish descent. Faizon has an ex-wife, son (
Adam Brody), and stepson (
Joe Mande). Gil's father reportedly "ratted out other Jews during
the Holocaust." He is very proud of being Jewish, especially the
Israeli settlements, and members of strict
Orthodox sects who look at him disdainfully on the bus. He had a
Bar Mitzvah and his Torah portion was an
Archie comic. Faizon, who has more of a Brooklyn Jewish accent, often introduces himself as "Charmed I'm sure, Gil Faizon." He is an actor and voice-actor. He suffers from bagel-induced cholesterol and
eczema.
George St. Geegland St. Geegland was born in
Providence, Rhode Island to verbally abusive parents sometime in the mid-1940s. He was responsible for reintroducing the
polio virus to his school district. His family is Presbyterian and Dutch from St. Geegland,
Von Dutch. In college, he attended
Columbia University as a penmanship major. He often yells at others, makes racist comments, and may have raped a student. His first wife's name was Inertia Bernstein.
Spalding Gray personally disliked him, and he has chapped hands. He may have Alzheimer's disease. == Early development ==