'''Act I – The Countess of Barwick's Horticultural College''' • No. 1. Chorus – "This high horticultural college is formed with the excellent plan" • No. 2. Thisbe & Chorus – "A statesman in the Cabinet wants plenty of assistance" • No. 3. Jo & Chorus – "If I could be a girl in high society, whose pedigree included a peer or two" • No. 4. Meakin & Chorus – "You amateurs who try to run a garden" • No. 5. Jo, Lady Violet, Guy, Ronald & Meakin – "For a stylish and up-to-date wedding" • No. 6. Débutantes – "Come! come! come! Come for confidential talks in the arbours and the walks" • No. 7. Chesterton & Chorus – "From the start of my existence I was noted for persistence" • No. 8. Lady Violet, Jo, Guy & Ronald – "Our marriage lines! our marriage lines! The magic in those simple signs" • No. 9. Caroline & Meakin – "The cuckoo is calling aloud to his mate, the turtle dove coos in its nest" • No. 10. Chorus – "Now the speechifying's done, and the prizes we have won have been given" • No. 11. Zaccary & Chorus – "I've travelled far where panthers are that jump on you and catch you!" • No. 12. Caroline & Chorus – "I was tired of living single, never putting up the banns" • No. 13. Finale Act I – "What a most romantic history! Solving all the recent mystery! Violet has played the run-away"
Act II – Various locations in Nice: Black Massena, Promenade des Anglais, & Interior of the Opera House (left) with
Edmund Payne,
George Grossmith, Jr. and
Gertie Millar • No. 14. horus – "Up and down, over the town, motley and merriment speed along." • No. 14a. Pas de Trois • No. 15. Caroline & Chorus – "I've a passion for fancy dress, more or less!" • No. 16. Lady Violet & Chorus – "There's a certain little lady who's already known to fame as Little Mary" • No. 17. Guy & Meakin – "We're true British labourers honest and free, but, alas, we are both unemployed" • No. 18. Zaccary & Chorus – "I'm monarch of many a million, especially put in francs" • No. 19. Ronald & Jo – "I never was so thoroughly wretched and sad in all my life" • No. 20. Lady Violet & Zaccary – "There's a Yorkshire town, very bleak and brown, where your life is not too gay" • No. 21. Guy – "There's a charming little lady who's a patron of the play" • No. 22. Jo – "I've been waiting for some sort of sign that you want this little heart of mine" • No. 23. Chorus – "We are going to the Ball all in white" • No. 24. Thisbe – "There's a girl I want you all to know, Rose-a-Rubie is her name" • No. 25. Octet – "Oh dear! have you heard of it? There's a ball we ought to see" • No. 26. Chorus – Bal Blanc – "Carnival is nearly ended, now we drop our colours splendid" • No. 27. Jo & Guy, with Chorus – "When I go to a ball, although I'm the keenest of the dancers" • No. 28. Lady Violet & Chorus – "When I was extremely small, only three or four" • No. 29. Ronald – "There are lots of fellows in the world today, but ther're very few about like me" • No. 30. Finale Act II – "At the fancy, fancy ball, happiness has come to all" ==References==