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BT9 Nigel A very posh, snobbish man from "Bravo-Tango-Nine" (
a well-to-do Belfast postcode). Nigel talks to the camera as he goes through his day-to-day life, annoying most of the people he comes across. He flaunts his wealth and status at every opportunity, and looks down at anyone from other areas, or neighbours who do not share his social-climbing attitude, epitomised by his
catchphrase "act your
postcode!" •
Mass During the
COVID-19 lockdowns, a priest named "Father Pat"
livestreams church services on Facebook. He has updated many aspects of the service, including playing
electronic or
techno versions of hymns. The live comments are visible, including the disapproving thoughts of "Eileen". •
Granny Raff A gobby, foul-mouthed, pass remarkable, elderly woman from West Belfast sits on her couch talking about the minutiae of her day-to-day activities. She frequently gossips about her neighbours and family, in stark contrast to her catchphrase "sure, you know me; I say nothin'." While Granny Raff seems to be giving an interview, it is often revealed at the end of the sketches that she is in fact talking to an unsuspecting caller, such as a TV license inspector or a Jehovah's Witness. •
VR Frustrated that lockdown prevents him from going outdoors and socialising, Paddy uses a virtual reality device to simulate experiences such as a holiday. Paddy seems very impressed by the simulation, even though it replicates some of the more unpleasant aspects of the experiences. •
Profiles of the Past In the early 23rd century, historian Prof. Derek Gilligan presents a documentary in which he researches the remnants of the internet (most of which has been erased by a solar storm). Gilligan helps people find out about their ancestors by showing them their social media posts, which are often irreverent or embarrassing. •
Bel-FM 103.5 Morgan K, an annoying DJ presents his slot, usually getting the titles of the songs wrong and spending more time talking than playing music. The footage of him in his studio is intercut with Paddy Raff (out of character) listening and complaining. ==References==