Andy Bernard Skypes into the office from his boat. He is severely sunburned, loses his supply of fresh water in the ocean, and is going mad from lack of human contact after only two days on the boat. The Skype call ends after he accidentally drops his device into the ocean.
Dwight Schrute is tasked with winning the Scranton White Pages account. However, the CEO is a woman, and Dwight has trouble selling to women.
Pam Halpert and the women of the office teach him how to interact with women. The lesson, which is supported by
Nellie Bertram,
Erin Hannon,
Meredith Palmer, and
Phyllis Vance, goes nowhere, with Dwight unable to grasp the concept of simple niceties, and they give up. Pam goes with Dwight to the White Pages, only to find out that the buyer is
Jan Levinson. Jan was expecting to meet with CEO David Wallace, and reprimands her assistant for the confusion. Pam quickly realizes that the meeting was just a ruse to take revenge on David
for firing her five years prior. However, Dwight remains determined to make the sale, so he has Pam stall while he gets Clark, intuiting that Jan has an attraction to underage boys due to her rumored affair with her 17-year-old former assistant
Hunter. After he introduces Clark to her, Jan says she will think about it, and tells everyone to leave her office except Clark. As Pam and Dwight leave, Dwight offers a sympathetic comment to Jan's emotionally abused female assistant. Pam is pleased, seeing that some of the lessons they gave Dwight on women sunk in after all.
Angela Lipton confides in
Oscar Martinez that she suspects her husband, Robert—who is secretly having a relationship with Oscar—of cheating on her. Oscar thinks that Robert may be seeing another man besides him and convinces Angela that they should spy on Robert at his yoga class. They hide outside of the class and watch as Robert spends time with a younger woman who later turns out to have a boyfriend. Oscar then notices Robert spending most of the yoga practice with a young man, which he finds suspicious. After the class, Robert phones Oscar, and his phone goes off. Oscar panics and silences the phone, and Angela immediately realizes why.
Jim Halpert is on a business call with the investors and members of the business venture he is up for. Many distractions from the background make the call difficult. At the end of the day, Jim apologizes, but then hears the person on the phone saying this is not working out.
Toby Flenderson convinces several of the men in the office to grow mustaches for "
Movember". He says he is doing this to support the cure for
prostate cancer but is actually using it for a chance to socialize more with the office, to no avail.
Pete Miller later shows Erin his mustache, but she finds it repulsive. He shaves it off after that. ==Production==