Bongi Perez, a
lesbian prostitute, stands on a sidewalk shouting rude and forward come-ons to passing women, all of whom rebuff her. Two men, White Cat and Spade Cat, join her in
catcalling, claiming that their objectification of women is no different from hers. Spade Cat is successful at attracting a woman and leaves with her. White Cat, frustrated, goes home, leaving Bongi alone. Another man, Alvin, approaches Bongi and engages her in conversation, asking why she seems unhappy. Bongi responds that she is never unhappy because she amuses herself with memories of some of her more bizarre previous clients, then proceeds to tell Alvin about a few. Alvin, intrigued, invites her back to his apartment, but Bongi states that she only has sex for money and never goes back to any man's apartment. After negotiating a price, Alvin and Bongi have sex in an alley offstage. Alvin leaves, and Bongi returns to shout remarks at passersby. A
drag queen named Miss Collins, with whom Bongi is acquainted, greets Bongi. Miss Collins laments that he is a man and wishes he were a lesbian. A second drag queen named Scheherazade insists that he is female and insults Miss Collins, who chases Scheherazade offstage with a handbag. A young woman named Ginger approaches Bongi, asking if she has seen a lost yellow turd, which she plans to serve at a dinner with two male friends, stating that men appreciate women who know how to "eat shit." Bongi accepts Ginger's invitation to the dinner party, where she is introduced to one of Ginger's guests, Russell, whom Bongi finds pretentious. Bongi claims that all relationships between men and women are inherently transactional and sexual and that her career as a sex worker is more honest than Ginger and Russell's idealistic goal of equality. Bongi offers to prove her theory by having sex with Russell, but as she begins to remove her pants, the stage goes dark. A single spotlight illuminates a schoolteacher, who delivers a speech to an invisible audience of women who have come to learn "basic fucking," which the teacher insists is the foundation and primary function of marriage. The lights return to find Bongi sitting on some steps. She accosts a married woman (referred to as Arthur), who is the first person to challenge Bongi's perspective: while Bongi despises men, marriage, and motherhood in theory, Arthur, who has practical experience with all three, has even more reason to resent them. Just as the two discover that they are kindred spirits, Arthur is interrupted by her young son, who has just been evicted from a playground for exposing his penis. Arthur strangles her son and buries him offstage while Bongi expresses her admiration. Arthur returns and joins Bongi on the steps. A woman walks by and Bongi and Arthur follow her offstage, both catcalling her. ==Rediscovery==