At family brunch, confessions of past sins prompt Mitchell (
Jesse Tyler Ferguson) to ruin Jay's (
Ed O'Neill)
hole in one by confessing that he kicked the ball into the hole; Jay is upset and goes to the club to cool off. Luke (
Nolan Gould) and Manny (
Rico Rodriguez) set a trap to get Lily (
Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) in trouble by framing her for spilling milk. Instead, Cameron (
Eric Stonestreet) takes the bait, slips on the milk, injures his back, and breaks Lily's doll. Phil (
Ty Burrell) takes Alex (
Ariel Winter), Haley (
Sarah Hyland), and Lily to the store to repair it while Claire (
Julie Bowen) leaves for
yoga; Gloria (
Sofía Vergara) asks to join her but is promptly dismissed. Cameron encourages Mitchell to reconcile with Jay at the club, but once he believes he's alone in the house, he reveals his back was never injured when he begins a frantic search for a
tupperware he insists Claire never returned to him. In the car, Alex accidentally reveals that Haley lost her virginity to her boyfriend, Dylan after mishearing the phrase “Haley’s aversion” as “Haley’s a virgn” and laughing. Phil is horrified by this and begins talking in euphemisms. At the mall, Haley feels guilty when Phil implies how disappointed he is; there is brief tension between the two before they reconcile and Phil tells Haley that he trusts her. Meanwhile, Alex - who never played with dolls growing up - finds she likes playing with one of Lily’s dolls after tidying it up for her, and Phil agrees to purchase it for her. Arriving at her yoga studio, Claire is shocked to find that Gloria has followed her and insists on joining. Eventually, Claire confesses to Gloria that she doesn't go to yoga but instead goes to an indoor
shooting range to relieve her stress. Gloria is supportive of Claire and surprises her by casually shooting a
bullseye. At the club, Mitchell mistakenly reveals that false hole in one to Jay's friends. Over lunch, Jay dismisses Mitchell's theory that the hole in one was significant because Mitchell had his first
beer later that night as part of the celebration, saying it was special simply because it was a hole in one. However, he reveals that Mitchell's actual first beer was on his fourteenth birthday--something Mitchell had forgotten--and was significant. Luke and Manny walk in on Cameron searching for the Tupperware, but he gives them his keys and offers to pay them to wash his car. Instead, Luke suggests taking the car down the street to impress Manny's crush. Awkwardly driving, Manny is successful until he hits a
dead-end and, unable to do a
U-turn, is forced to reverse down the street and back past his crush. Inside the house, Cam finds his Tupperware on a top shelf and climbs on drawers to retrieve it. In the driveway, Claire almost catches Luke and Manny in the car, but is distracted by a crashing sound coming from the kitchen. Rushing inside, she finds Cameron and parts of her counter on the floor; he's satisfied to have found his Tupperware. Claire reveals to Phil that she'd known about Haley and Dylan for three months; he thanks her for not telling him. ==Reception==