Randy Marsh prepares to release a new blend of Tegridy Farms
marijuana for
Saint Patrick's Day, but becomes frustrated when he sees that neighboring farm
Credigree Weed, owned by Steve Black, is also selling a St. Patrick's Day Special. Meanwhile,
Butters Stotch arrives at South Park Elementary in a jovial mood, and pinches a fellow student who is not wearing green, but it was later revealed that the student was actually wearing green socks. Because she did not
consent to this pinching, Butters is arrested and thrown in jail for
sexual assault. Back at Credigree Weed, Randy and Steve fight after the former accuses the latter of
culturally appropriating Irish and white culture. Randy is thrown into jail with Butters, who interprets his arrival as a sign of hope from
Saint Patrick himself. Steve receives an order from the owner of the Irish bar Farty O'Cools for two-and-a-half tons of Credigree Weed. His wife Linda wonders how he will procure such a large amount, but Steve remains optimistic nonetheless. Randy uses his phone call to convince his son
Stan to ditch school and smuggle some Tegridy Weed into jail. He and his friends hide the cannabis in a cake, and Randy is about to offer some to a nearby guard when a shipment of free Credigree Weed arrives at the police station. Enraged by this, Randy uses magical leprechaun powers to break out of prison with Butters. He arrives at his cannabis farm only to find that his business partner
Towelie had sold the Tegridy Farms St. Patrick's Day Special to Steve at half-price. Randy beats Towelie up and travels to Farty O'Cools to confront Steve, where patrons are on high alert after the news announces that a sexual predator (Butters) has escaped his cell. The police chase Butters down, and as he is about to surrender, the real Saint Patrick descends upon South Park and delivers a disillusioned speech about how the original message of St. Patrick's Day—getting drunk and performing sexual acts—has been lost. Saint Patrick sexually assaults various women and men during this speech, causing the townsfolk to lose interest in him and the holiday altogether. The episode ends with the news that St. Patrick's Day, the final holiday where white people can fully celebrate their race, has been
cancelled; it is also revealed that Butters has been sentenced to five years of community service. == Reception ==