Kyle Broflovski is unwillingly honored at the
White House by
Barack Obama for his acceptance of
Caitlyn Jenner (in
the previous episode). His reward is to be driven back home by Jenner, who runs over a pedestrian while leaving the White House (in reference to Jenner's real life
collision).
Mr. Garrison observes that many Canadians have entered the
United States illegally, placing many Canadian students in South Park Elementary. When he reacts intolerantly to a group of them disrupting his class,
PC Principal forces the entire faculty to take "Canadian-language" night classes to better help their Canadian students. Garrison reacts to this by composing a song, "Where My Country Gone?" lamenting how illegal immigration has ruined his country. He uses the song to rally the townspeople to his cause. When Garrison interrupts a school presentation on Canadian history, he is fired, stirring tension between American and Canadian students.
Eric Cartman and his friends decide that the only way to bring peace is to encourage a romantic relationship between the factions: they appoint
Butters Stotch to ask out a Canadian girl. Garrison gets the entire town behind his proposal to literally "fuck the Canadians to death", then build a wall to prevent further illegal immigration from Canada. However, it is discovered that Canada has already built an immense border wall of its own, to (according to a Canada border guard) prevent Americans from raping Canadian women and preserve Canada's "cool shit". To find out what "cool shit" they are hiding, Garrison sneaks into Canada by going over
Niagara Falls in a barrel. Meanwhile, Butters begins dating a Canadian girl named Charlotte. The two find themselves falling in love. At dinner with her family, he learns that they and other Canadians left Canada unwillingly. Charlotte's father explains that during the last Canadian election there was a brash candidate (a parody of
Donald Trump and his
positions on immigration) that said outrageous things without offering realistic solutions to problems. Everyone thought it was funny, and thus did not take him seriously as a candidate. He was elected, to their chagrin, because they let the joke go on for too long and neglected to vote against him. After dinner, Butters reveals his romantic feelings for Charlotte, who reciprocates. Barely surviving his jaunt across the border, Garrison finds that Canada has become a deserted wasteland and heads to the President's office. There, a physical altercation ensues between the two, which ends when Garrison gains the upper hand and rapes the Canadian President to death. Upon hearing the news that the Canadian President is dead, the
emigrants – including Charlotte's family – return to Canada. Back in the United States, Garrison attributes the "win" to his policy. Kyle starts to point out that the conflict actually stemmed from such hostile policies but suddenly goes silent because "no one wants another speech". Garrison tells the people of South Park that he will join the
2016 campaign for
President of the United States with his running mate, Caitlyn Jenner. The two leave for
Washington, D.C. in a car driven by Jenner, who immediately runs over another pedestrian. ==Reception==