On
New Year's Eve,
bellhop Sam of the Hotel Mon Signor briefs his replacement, Ted. The film's animated
opening credits, inspired by the cartoons of
The Pink Panther Show, feature the
scat song "
Vertigogo" by
Combustible Edison.
Honeymoon Suite – "The Missing Ingredient" • Written and directed by
Allison Anders Ted assists a group of unusual women with their luggage, which he brings to the Honeymoon Suite. He learns they are a
coven of witches, attempting to reverse a spell cast on their goddess,
Diana. The ritual requires them each to place an ingredient into a large cauldron; however, one has still to retrieve her ingredient –
semen – with one hour left. She seduces Ted and they have sex in the cauldron. He leaves and they complete the ritual, and Diana emerges from the cauldron. After Ted's service in the honeymoon suite, a party guest from another room calls the front desk for some ice. He is unsure which floor he is on, but eventually directs Ted to Room 404.
Room 404 – "The Wrong Man" • Written and directed by
Alexandre Rockwell At Room 404, Ted finds himself in a fantasy hostage situation. Siegfried maniacally accuses Ted, whom he calls Theodore, of having slept with his wife Angela. Ted is forced at gunpoint to participate in the scenario, uncertain of what is real. He tries to escape through the bathroom window but gets stuck, and a party guest vomits onto him from the window above. As Ted frees himself and climbs out, another guest arrives at Room 404 and is greeted by Siegfried in the same manner.
Room 309 – "The Misbehavers" • Written and directed by
Robert Rodriguez A husband and wife leave for a New Year's Eve party, tipping Ted $500 to keep an eye on their children, Sarah and Juancho. Ted instructs the children to stay in their room; when he leaves, they vandalize the room, exploding a bottle of
champagne. They call Ted for toothbrushes, and he tries unsuccessfully to put them to bed. He leaves but is summoned back to find the room in further chaos: a painting has been turned into a dartboard with lipstick and a syringe, Juancho has a cigarette, Sarah has a bottle of liquor, the television is set to an
adult channel, and the children have found a dead prostitute in the box spring. Sarah stabs Ted in the leg with the syringe when he repeatedly uses the word "whore" and Juancho accidentally sets the room on fire. Their father returns, carrying his passed-out wife, and asks Ted, "Did they misbehave?" The
sprinkler system activates while everyone stands still. Unsettled, Ted calls his boss Betty to quit. After a conversation with Margaret, he gets Betty on the phone and tries to quit, but receives a call from the hotel penthouse. Betty persuades him to stay on long enough to tend to the guests.
Penthouse – "The Man from Hollywood" • Written and directed by
Quentin Tarantino The penthouse is occupied by famous director Chester Rush and his friends. They request a block of wood, three nails, a ball of twine, a bucket of ice, a doughnut, a club sandwich, and a hatchet. Once Ted brings in the items, substituting a
meat cleaver for the hatchet, he is invited to join their challenge. Inspired by the
Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode "
Man from the South" (referred to in the film as "The Man from Rio"), Chester's friend Norman has bet his little finger against Chester's beloved vintage
Chevrolet Chevelle that he can ignite his
Zippo lighter ten times in a row. Ted tries to leave, but Chester entices him to stay by offering $100 to hear him out and a further $900 to act as referee and sever Norman's finger should he lose the bet. Ted agrees to participate. Norman's lighter fails on the first try, and Ted immediately chops off his little finger, sweeps up the money, and leaves the penthouse with a spring in his step. As the credits roll, Chester and company frantically prepare to take a screaming Norman to the hospital. ==Cast==