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George Carlin as Ralph (referred to as "Ralph Sawatzky" in a scene at the end of the film, though the surname is not shown in the credits) •
Ben Stiller as Freddy Novak •
Buddy Ebsen as Vandevere Lodge •
Leslie Hope as Susan Fahnestock •
Michael J. Pollard as Palomar • Jack Blessing as R. Judson Kimbrough •
Dan Castellaneta as George Agrande •
Ellen Ratner as Ruthie •
George Wallace as Big Dan •
Mindy Sterling as Mary •
Lisa Montgomery as Vi •
Michael Gregory as Real Cop •
Gregg Almquist as Herb •
Julian Christopher as
Moneyline Reporter •
Newell Alexander as News Reporter ==External links==