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Gerald Bald Z (Kim Manning) – The main
protagonist of the story, Gerald, is a young boy suffering from premature hair loss. Because of this, he goes off on a journey to acquire "Perfect Hair Forever". He is portrayed as a sometimes melancholy yet optimistic young lad who believes that his goal is possible. His name is a play on the anime series
Dragon Ball Z. •
Uncle Grandfather (
Matt Maiellaro) – Described by producer
Matt Harrigan as a "bald, pot-bellied, dirty old man," Uncle Grandfather is Gerald's father figure of sorts. He spends almost all of his time snacking, watching Brenda put on lewd displays, or reading
pornography. He also exhibits a stereotypical Asian speech impediment, where he pronounces English 'l' sounds as 'r' sounds. •
Brenda – A silent girl whose only means of dialogue is a non-English language, and she is kept by Uncle Grandfather to bring him trays of hamburgers and satisfy his perverted needs. •
Action Hotdog (Will Armstrong) – The first character to join Gerald's journey. Action Hotdog is a
hot dog which flies around and is only capable of uttering the words "Doo da la-la-la-la-la-la la la-la-laaaaa-la-la!". •
Norman Douglas (Nick Ingkatanuwat) – A talking
tree, also known as the Inappropriate Comedy Tree. Originally an agent of Coiffio, his task was to follow Gerald and watch him. •
Terry/Twisty (
Dave Hughes) – A
sapient tornado. When he is Terry his eyes are blue, and he seems nice and kind, and when he is Twisty his eyes are red, and he is violent. •
Coiffio (
Dave Willis) – The main villain of the series, Coiffio is a self-centered old man with an enormous, multi-colored "
coif" atop his head, who otherwise looks like a more fit version of Uncle Grandfather with a slightly different beard. He speaks in an odd, indeterminable accent. •
Catman (Dennis Moloney) – A grumpy, fat man in a catsuit who is Coiffio's main henchman. Catman lives in a large, litterbox-shaped house, and is shown working at a convenience store in several episodes. •
Young Man (
C. Martin Croker) – A young, enthusiastic man in a bright purple suit that claims to be from the "Ministry of Planning" and calls himself the "King of All Animals". •
Sherman (
MF Doom) - A
giraffe that travels primarily with Young Man and his other Animals. •
Rod: the Anime God (Matt Maiellaro) – An entity made of fire, who calls himself the god of
anime. Rod is introduced early in the series and pops in at random intervals. Rod is the focus of a secondary plot in the series, involving Coffio attempting to sell him a house. •
Space Ghost (
George Lowe) - Makes a number of random appearances throughout the show. ==Episodes==