The
Descriptions automatiques consists of three pieces marked
Assez lent (
Rather Slow),
Lent (
Slow), and
Pas accéléré (
Do Not Accelerate).
1. Sur un vaisseau (
On a Ship) :Dedicated to Madame Fernand Dreyfus The first
Description opens with a gentle
tango-like ostinato that flows throughout the piece, above which float a succession of short motifs. It does not sound particularly "nautical", although Satie's playful directions to the pianist advise otherwise ("On the Seven Seas", "A little spray", "The Captain says have a very nice trip"). Thus it comes as a surprise to the knowledgeable listener when at the midpoint - where the annotation reads "The ship chuckles" - Satie quotes the music of a French children's song that begins with the lyric, "Maman, les p' tits bateaux qui vont sur l'eau ont-ils des jambes?" ("Mama, do the little boats on the water have legs?"). The joke seems to arise naturally from the preceding material, and just as discreetly slips away.
2. Sur une lanterne (
On a Street Lamp) :For Madame Joseph Ravel A
nocturne in all but designation, this little night piece is built on the refrain of the French revolutionary song
La Carmagnole ("Let's dance the Carmagnole"), which is transposed and fragmented over a tiptoeing
pianissimo two-chord rhythm. Satie actually derived his title from another revolutionary tune,
Ça Ira, with its call to hang the ruling classes from the street lamps ("Les aristocrats à la lanterne!"); it was frequently sung in conjunction with
La Carmagnole during the
Reign of Terror. The violence implied by these sources is barely hinted at in the music (to be played
nocturnement), or in the extramusical texts for the pianist which suggest a child speaking to a lamplighter going about his duties. Biographer Pierre-Daniel Templier found in
Sur une lanterne "a new form of mysticism in Satie - a kind of elusive mystery, subtly evoked in a musical atmosphere which is partly poetic, partly amused, but very moving."
3. Sur un casque (
On a Helmet) :For Madame Paulette Darty The third
Description is a straightforward spoof of martial music, imitating bugle calls and drum rolls in the deepest registers of the piano. Satie's annotations are excited observations of a military parade: "Here they come...How many people are there...Look, the drummers!...And here comes the handsome colonel, all alone." He wraps up by commanding the pianist to play "As light as an egg", clearly a private joke for the performer, as the section it connotes is to be rendered
fortissimo with a crescendo. Given the piece's dedication to Paulette Darty, a former cabaret star and Satie's longtime friend, he probably had a music hall-style parody march in mind. ==Satie and Schoenberg==