After
Homer notices that his coworkers
Lenny and
Carl enjoy special privileges at the
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, such as better chairs and better parking, he learns they are part of an ancient
secret society known as the Stonecutters. To join, one must either be the son of a Stonecutter or save the life of a Stonecutter. While extolling the secret society at the dinner table, Homer discovers that
his father is a member and is thus admitted. After his initiation, Homer takes great pleasure in the society's secret privileges, such as better service, better chairs and a secret road that helps to avoid traffic. He still does not receive better parking, but is given
rollerskates to get to work faster. During a celebratory dinner with his fellow Stonecutters, he unwittingly destroys their Hallowed Sacred Parchment. He is stripped of his Stonecutter robes and sentenced to walk home naked. Before he leaves, the Stonecutters see that Homer has a birthmark in the shape of their emblem, signifying he is
the Chosen One who will lead them to greatness, as prophesied by the Hallowed Sacred Parchment. Homer is crowned the new leader of the Stonecutters. While initially enjoying the power he receives, he soon feels isolated by his power when the other members treat him differently because he is their leader. When Homer asks
Lisa for advice, she suggests that he have the Stonecutters perform volunteer work for the community. The Stonecutters perceive this as going mad with power and form a new society: the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers. Homer becomes despondent about losing his secret club.
Marge consoles him by telling him he is a member of a very selective club: the
Simpson family. To initiate Homer,
Bart and
Lisa paddle his butt. ==Production==