Ignatowski was born James Caldwell. He claimed to have been born in
Spokane, Washington, although his often-unreliable memory leaves this information open to question. He was raised in
Boston, Massachusetts as one of three children in a well-to-do family. Jim's mother died when he was young, leaving Jim's father (later played by
Victor Buono) to raise the family. (Jim states that while applying for his taxi driver's license that his father's name was Ignatowski—another example of his faulty memory.) While busy with his thriving urology practices, Dr. Caldwell left much of this task to various family servants. The father's absence seemed to affect all the Caldwell children in some way: Jim was an extremely uptight and humorless person before he became a drop-out; his brother Tom remained humorless and somewhat mean-spirited throughout adulthood; and his sister Lila exhibited marked
nymphomania. Jim was his father's favorite child. An excellent student, he attended
Harvard, where he was a member of the
Harvard Glee Club. After a party attended by his roommate Gordon Fog (played by
Tom Hanks), his girlfriend Heather introduced him to "
funny brownies" and persuaded him to partake. After ingesting these brownies, Jim was instantly transformed. His term paper on "
Plutarch's Lives" was forgotten—in fact, by his second semester at Harvard, he was writing his term papers in fingerpaint. ("The typewriter seemed so impersonal", he explained.) Jim would become part of the
counterculture, and was ordained as a minister with the Church of the Peaceful ("investigated and cleared of all charges"). Around this time, Jim changed his last name to Ignatowski, believing it was "Starchild" spelled backwards. Jim is a genius with a childlike mind and a huge heart. This unseen aspect is commonly understood by the other characters as the consequence of long-term drug abuse. His genius appears at unpredictable times, such as during episode 20 of season 4, when, at a cocktail party, he agrees to fill in for an absent pianist and (after some comic moments) proves himself to be a
virtuoso. Jim was thrown out of the
Democratic Convention in Chicago for stealing decorations, and attended
Woodstock ("500,000 people... lucky for them I went or it would have only been 499,999"). He said he kept finding
God everywhere—"he kept ditching me." He spent a year of his life making a
macrame couch, and was once traded from his commune to another one for two goats and an unspecified
Donovan album. Jim once claimed that instead of finding God or
Nirvana through his 1960s experiences he has only been left with recurring flashback visions of the original
Mouseketeers (especially
Cubby)
hatching out of seedpods. == On the show ==