;Supporting protagonists •
The Creator - A parody of the Christian god. With a large beard and an anonymous black line over his eyes, he is "Incredibly responsible for precisely everything on Earth", for which he uses a device called "The Holy Laptop", a computer capable of instantly creating almost anything. •
Ragnar - A large, purple dinosaur of undetermined species. Like Marwin, he enjoys drinking and fighting, and is the closest Marwin has to a friend, often participating in his schemes to antagonize people. •
Adam and Eve - Two humans that were created after Marwin, Oldhead and Shorthead. Their sons Kain and Abel resemble Marwin due to Marwin's presence and bad influence during Eve's pregnancy. They are neither allies nor evil, and show a disinterest in Oldhead and Shorthead, and contempt for Marwin. ;Antagonists •
The devil - A parody of
Satan, and the most frequently recurring villain in the comics. He is red, with horns, a long tail, and sometimes big wings and a moustache. He is evil, loves everything evil, and is always trying to make people suffer, though always failing miserably. He was originally an Angel who was testing a "Flaming Sword", when Marwin arrived, stole the sword and accidentally torched Angel's wings, making it impossible for him to get home. He was then ordered to create a "subterranean Sister-corporation", which he called Hell because it was "Hot as Hell". •
The Pandora-Department - A gigantic temple, filled with mummified bureaucrats, created by the devil in an earlier version of the creation as a multi-purpose Doomsday-device, in revenge for being kicked out of heaven. It created global collapse and world war simultaneously, forcing god to start over, and was hidden by the Devil as a virus on the Holy Laptop, to be recreated upon restart. It resembles and works like a multi-adapter for electricity, capable of connecting to any group, like a corporation, bank or soccer-club, and using complicated bureaucracy to render it instantly dysfunctional. The bureaucrats reappear from time to time as lawyers, court notaries and others. •
The Prime computer - A powerful Artificial Intelligence originally built by Oldhead to eliminate Marwin. It is destroyed repeatedly, but then reappears in later episodes to claim revenge. •
The Apocalypse - A personification of the complete destruction of the universe, he is skinny, dry and wears a horned helmet. He lives on the moon with four centaurs known as the four roadies of the apocalypse. ==References==