With Lucy Van Pelt Schroeder's other distinguishing mark as a character is his constant refusal of Lucy's love. Lucy is infatuated with Schroeder, and frequently lounges against his piano while he is playing, usually flirting with him or professing her love. But Beethoven was a lifelong bachelor, and Schroeder feels he must emulate every aspect of his idol's life. In a story arc where she and her family have temporarily moved out of town (also seen in the TV special
Is This Goodbye, Charlie Brown?), Schroeder becomes frustrated with his music and mutters, disbelievingly, that he misses her, realizing that, despite his animosity toward her, Lucy has unwittingly become his muse and he cannot play without her (he parodies
Henry Higgins by saying "Don't tell me I've grown accustomed to
that face!"). Sometimes he gets so annoyed with Lucy that he yanks the piano out from underneath her to get her away from him; on one occasion both Lucy and Frieda lounge on Schroeder's piano until he yanks it from beneath them both after Frieda mistakenly thinks Beethoven is a beverage (she says, "All right, but I'll just have a small glass"). He does allow Charlie Brown to lounge against the piano, because of their solid friendship. Lucy regularly vexes and perplexes Schroeder with speculations about what their lives would be like if they were married. On one occasion, she rattles off a list of all the luxuries she would need in order to maintain a high-society lifestyle before asking Schroeder whether pianists make much money; when he replies that it depends on how much they practice, she encourages him to keep practicing. Her suggestions that he might insist on playing in cheap bars or that she would make him practice in the basement upset him, and several of her fantasies of their married life seem strangely pessimistic: Lucy has imagined that Schroeder could become a famous concert pianist who breaks both arms skiing, leaving them so destitute that she has to take in laundry to support them; on another occasion she remarked that, if they married and Schroeder failed to earn money, they would sell his piano to buy saucepans. On both occasions, Schroeder got up and walked away from his piano in bewilderment. Schroeder once took Lucy's place in the psychiatric booth when she was unavailable. When Charlie Brown poured out his troubles, Schroeder said simply, "Go home and listen to a Brahms piano quartet. Five cents, please!" Later, Charlie Brown asked Lucy, "Just how carefully do you screen these assistants of yours?" On another occasion, Schroeder appeared as a patient. He told Lucy about how Beethoven wrote his great Ninth Symphony, but as he was deaf, he never got to hear it, and every time he thinks about it, it makes him sad. Lucy simply replies with "Try not to think about it. Five cents, please!" After he leaves, she remarks, "Some cases are relatively simple." Schroeder accepted gifts from Lucy on a few occasions. Once, when she gave him a sketch of Beethoven that she drew herself, he was thrilled, but she was then shocked to find he already had a gigantic wall-sized portrait of Beethoven in an elaborate frame hanging in his room. Another time, on Beethoven's birthday, she gave him a picture of
Johann Strauss because "they were all out of Beethoven". Schroeder also accepted a flower from Lucy, but after he explained that accepting a flower can mean love, or "just to keep from hurting the other person's feelings", Lucy promptly yanked it back and kicked it away. In reaction to Lucy's constant advances, Schroeder has occasionally humored her. He gave her a valentine after confirming that he did not have to love her to give her one and that just "barely being able to tolerate her" was fine. Schroeder demonstrates the same fondly teasing tone in the December 14, 1975 Sunday strip, whispering flirtatious comments to her while she pretends to be asleep on his piano. He addresses her as "pretty girl", and says "I think you're kind of cute! You really fascinate me!" He ends his string of flirtatious remarks with "I guess I love everything about you... Sweet baby!" Lucy cannot help but grin, to which Schroeder exclaims, "Ha! I knew you weren't asleep!" Lucy responds with "Rats!" Schroeder has been known to kiss Lucy only once. Lucy gives Schroeder a cupcake on Beethoven's birthday, and he kisses her on the cheek, but when Lucy turns around she sees Snoopy immediately next to her. Thinking that Snoopy kissed her, she runs away screaming, while Schroeder calls for her to come back. Schroeder once offered to kiss Lucy during a baseball game if she hit a home run (he was confident that would never happen as Lucy had never hit the ball out of the infield). This gave Lucy incentive, and she managed to hit a home run on her very next
at-bat. Schroeder waited for her at home plate, reluctantly prepared to kiss her, but Lucy turned it down, not wanting him to kiss her only because he lost a bet. According to
David Michaelis's biographical book
Schulz and Peanuts, Schroeder's contentious relationship with Lucy was based on Schulz's relationship with his first wife.
With Charlie Brown Schroeder is second only to Linus as a close friend of
Charlie Brown, though in a strip from the mid-1950s they wrangled over whether Beethoven or
Davy Crockett was greater. During conferences on the pitcher's mound, the two engage in unusual conversations, mostly about Beethoven and hand signals. Schroeder also often encourages Charlie Brown during games, while the rest of the team says, "Don't let us down by showing up!" In the animated cartoon
A Boy Named Charlie Brown, he limits Charlie Brown to only two pitches, a high and low
straight ball. Schroeder's most significant act of friendship came in a strip (also in
Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown) in which Violet offers Charlie Brown one of her used valentine cards (since he received none the previous day at his school's Valentine's Day party). Schroeder chastises Violet for disregarding Charlie Brown's feelings and her selfish motive of relieving her guilt but the needy Charlie Brown accepts the card while expressing appreciation for Schroeder's gesture. Charlie Brown is one of the few people Schroeder allows to lounge against his piano, as he knows that Charlie Brown respects his love of Beethoven. When they were younger, Charlie Brown would read Schroeder the story of Beethoven's life. Charlie Brown introduced Schroeder to the piano. Schroeder also generally does not mind Snoopy lounging against his piano until, moved by the music (particularly
Chopin), Snoopy generally ends up intruding on his playing or dancing on top of the piano, to Schroeder's annoyance. In one scene of
A Charlie Brown Christmas, Schroeder is playing a particularly jazzy portion of "
Linus and Lucy" when Snoopy comes out of nowhere and starts dancing on the piano until Schroeder and Lucy start glaring at him, at which point Snoopy stops and crawls away in embarrassment.
With Frieda On a few occasions, Frieda has visited Schroeder, making Lucy jealous. Lucy once physically attacked Frieda (per Snoopy's advice) after she discovered her leaning on his piano. Frieda does not seem to annoy him as much as Lucy, but Schroeder obviously prefers Lucy, possibly because Frieda has no knowledge at all of classical music. Frieda once thought Beethoven was some kind of drink, causing Schroeder to violently pull the piano out from under both her and Lucy. == Schroeder's piano ==