Mean Machine

• Mean Machine (Lucifer's Friend album) • Mean Machine (U.D.O. album) • Mean Machine (band), a Japanese rock band • The Mean Machine (rap group) • "Mean Machine", a song by The Last Poets on the album This Is Madness • "Mean Machine", a song by Sugar Ray on the album Lemonade and Brownies • "Mean Machine", a song by Motörhead on the album Orgasmatron • The Mean Machine (album), an album by Jimmy McGriff == Sport ==

• Mean Machine (sailing team) • Roy Shaw (1936–2012), British boxer • Mean Machine RFC, a rugby club in the Kenya Rugby Football Union • Football teams in The Longest Yard, and its 2005 remake • A 1982 Commonwealth Games relay team including Graeme Brewer, Neil Brooks, Greg Fasala, and Michael Delany == Other uses ==

• Mean Machine (film), a 2001 British sports comedy film • Mean Machine Angel, a character in the Judge Dredd universe • "Mean Machine," a Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi episode • The Mean Machine, Dick Dastardly's car in the TV series Wacky Races