Christopher Morris (Chris Morris): The anchor. Combative and over-zealous, he believes in the infallibility of the news, bombastically delivering slogans like "Man is only 90% water, but
On the Hour is 100% news!", "Arise, Sir News!" and "These facts are ear-shaped, let's ram them home!" Morris frequently talks over his guests and does not realise or will not admit when he has the wrong person on the other end of the phone. He "interviews" real-life politicians, whose responses are edited from pre-recorded material to render them nonsensical, as well as the public, who give baffled or earnest responses to absurd questions such as, "Which is worse, a horizontal disease or a vertical disease?" Morris reprised his newsman persona for
The Day Today and
Brass Eye, retaining the character's self-importance while further emphasising his bullying demeanour. Roger Blatt/Michael Blatt (Chris Morris): Roger Blatt is the "Disaster correspondent" for a train crash report; the identically voiced Michael Blatt is the "Strategy correspondent" for the
On the Hour "War Special". Wayne Carr (Chris Morris): An upbeat and smug
DJ with a penchant for contracting words. Wayne's reports include inappropriately upbeat coverage of a train crash disaster, an exposé on
hidden messages in pop records, and a "chinnywag" about
endangered animals. The character of Wayne Carr was retained from Morris's previous radio projects. His name is a reference to the abusive term "
wanker". While the personality of Carr is an amalgam of various
BBC Radio 1 DJs throughout the 1980s and early 1990s, the principal inspiration is based on
Steve Wright (DJ) and his show
Steve Wright in the Afternoon. Continuity Announcer (Chris Morris): Often called upon to present news or announce the station's scheduling, the Continuity Announcer speaks with a deep, nasal voice, and can be heard shuffling paperwork before he speaks. Morris later used the Continuity Announcer's voice for the
national emergencies propaganda reel in the second episode of
The Day Today. Lionel Cosgrave (David Schneider): An
Everyman who appears in several news reports; his surname is referred to interchangeably as "Cosgrave" and "Cosgrove". Lionel's age varies according to each report – sometimes he is a youngster, at other times middle-aged. Lionel is usually presented as a victim (of police corruption and brutality; physical abuse in
public schools, etc.). Rosy May (Rebecca Front): Environmental correspondent. Rosy presents absurd environmentally themed news in the segment "Green Desk". This segment is accompanied by
new-age music, including synthesised
whale song. Rosy later appeared in
The Day Today, although her segment was re-titled "Enviromation". Jacques Œuf (Chris Morris): Appears in two episodes as a French counterpart to Wayne Carr, primarily reporting on celebrity incidents, including a series of photos featuring celebrities
vomiting in public and a fight between
Brigitte Bardot and
Jean-Michel Jarre at
Cannes. A broadcaster from "Euronews", Œuf speaks in improper and mispronounced French. Like Carr, his name is a
homophonic slang term for
masturbation ("jack off").
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan (Patrick Marber): A grossly incompetent Economics correspondent who reports dubious facts and figures before being forced by Morris to admit that he has not read the reports he is presenting. He later appeared in
The Day Today.
Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan): Sports correspondent. Alan presents "Sports Desk" reports for
On the Hour, but he frequently displays little to no knowledge of the sports he is covering, getting the terminology and basic rules of the sports wrong. Interviewing real-life sporting figures impersonated by the cast such as
Nigel Mansell,
Graham Gooch,
Seve Ballesteros,
Gabriela Sabatini and
Linford Christie, as well as fictional athletes, Alan frequently goes into tangents relating to groin injuries and the interviewees' physical attractiveness. His interviews usually end in
awkwardness for himself, his subject(s), or both. He also makes condescending remarks towards women and
Moroccans during his coverage of the
1992 Olympic Games. He is absent from the original untransmitted pilot episode of
On the Hour, which features a sports correspondent named "Bill", played by Armando Iannucci. Now one of Britain's most enduring and beloved comic characters, after
On the Hour, Alan would appear in the Radio 4 series
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge; the TV series
The Day Today,
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge and ''
I'm Alan Partridge; the web series Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge''; two 'specials', the film
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa and most recently, the spoof magazine show
This Time With Alan Partridge; as well as several appearances for the UK charity
Comic Relief. Kevin Smear (Patrick Marber): Correspondent who appears in several episodes and is later referred to as the winner of the "Golden Fist Award" for his reporting. Monsignor Treeb-Lopez (Patrick Marber): Contributes trite, religious
bons mot all somehow referencing
Jesus in the segment "
Thought for the Day". A creation of Lee and Herring, Treeb-Lopez was not retained for
The Day Today; his character was replaced by Marber's French
postmodernist philosopher, Jaques-'Jaques' Liverot. Barbara Wintergreen (Rebecca Front): Correspondent on the American channel CBN. Speaking with an exaggerated American accent and making use of convoluted puns, her reports include a Christmas-themed prison execution, prenatal makeovers, a re-enactment of
the JFK assassination, and women being banned from the
state of
Nebraska. Barbara's reports include recurring characters such as
Death row inmate Daimler Jeffries (Patrick Marber) and
feminist Donna Doubtfire (Doon Mackichan), as well as various characters played by Steve Coogan. Barbara Wintergreen later appeared in
The Day Today, in which Marber's Daimler Jeffries character was renamed "Chapman Baxter" and Mackichan's Donna Doubtfire character was renamed "Thea Peachman". == Reception ==