Prologue The prologue takes the form of a
literary confession in the same manner as
The Wife of Bath's Prologue. However, rather than an apology for his vices, the Pardoner boasts of his duping of his victims, for whom he has nothing but contempt. He says that his "theme"—biblical text for a sermon—is ("Greed is the root of [all] evils",
1 Timothy 6.10). He explains that his false credentials consist of
official letters from high-ranking church officials and a superficial use of a few Latin words; then he will produce some "relics", and claim that among them is a bone which has miraculous powers when dipped into a well and a
mitten for which: But he will warn that any person that "hath doon
synne horrible" will not be able to benefit from these relics. The Pardoner says to the pilgrims that by these tricks he has acquired a considerable sum of money of a hundred
marks (£66 13s. 4d., about ten times the salary of the average schoolmaster) a year. He goes on to relate how he stands like a
cleric at the
pulpit, and preaches against
avarice only to gain the congregation's money; he does not care for the correction of sin or for their souls. Against anyone that offends either him or other pardoners, he will "stynge hym with my tonge smerte". Although he is guilty of avarice himself, he reiterates that his theme is always
Radix malorum ... and that he can nonetheless preach so that others turn away from the vice and repent—though his "principal entente" is for personal gain. The Pardoner explains that he then offers many anecdotes to the "lewed [ignorant, unlearned] people".; from long experience he can tell who are the worst sinners (because of their guilty expressions) and thus who are most eager buyers of his fake relics. He scorns the thought of living in poverty while he preaches; he desires "moneie, wolle [wool], chese, and whete" and does not care whether it were from the poorest widow in the village, even should her children starve for famine. Yet, he concludes to the pilgrims, though he may be a "ful vicious man", he can tell a moral tale and proceeds.
Tale The tale is set in
Flanders at an indeterminate time, and opens with three young men who spend their time patronizing brothels and taverns while playing at eating, drinking, rioting, and gambling; this day they are engaged in
blaspheming in a tavern. The Pardoner condemns each of these "tavern sins" in turn—
gluttony, drinking, gambling, and swearing—with support from the Christian scriptures, before proceeding with the tale. The rioters hear a bell signalling a burial; upon inquiry they are told the funeral is that of an old drinking friend of theirs who the night before has been killed by a "privee theef" known as Death, who has also killed a thousand others in a nearby community. The men set out to avenge their friend and kill Death. An ancient man they brusquely query tells them that he has asked Death to take him but has failed (no one wishes to trade their youth for his great age). He then says they can find Death at the foot of an oak tree and also warns them "God save you, Who redeemed all humankind, And mend your ways!". When the men arrive at the tree, they find a large hoard of eight bushels of gold
florins coins and forget about their quest to kill Death. They decide to take the coins to their homes at night for if any see them with the treasure by day, they would be accused of robbery and hanged. The three men draw straws to see who among them should fetch wine and food while the other two wait under the tree. The youngest of the three men draws the shortest straw and departs; while he is away, the remaining two plot to overpower and both stab him upon his return. However, the one who leaves for town plots to kill the other two to keep the treasure all for himself and does not repent: he purchases
rat poison and laces the wine. When he returns with the food and drink, the other two kill him and then consume the poisoned wine, dying slow and painful deaths. Having completed his tale, the Pardoner—forgetful of his remarks during the prologue—falls into the habit of appealing [to an audience] for gold and silver so that the pilgrims may receive pardons for their sins. The Host responds that he would sooner
castrate the Pardoner than kiss his relics. At this point the Knight intervenes and urges them to make peace. ==Sources and composition==