Leaning Tower of Pisa The
Leaning Tower of Pisa in
Pisa, Italy, dating from around 1173, has long suffered from structural problems. The tower is eight stories high at and before restoration work from 1990 leaned 5.5 degrees. It currently leans about 4 degrees but due to foundation problems it continues to sink about 1mm annually. The resemblance of the tower to a penis has seen the "Leaning Tower of Pisa" become a sexual slang term for a half erect penis.
Nelson's Column Nelson's Column, a monument to Admiral
Horatio Nelson, was built between 1840 and 1843 to commemorate Nelson's victory at the
Battle of Trafalgar. However the Nelson Memorial Committee ran out of money, having only raised £20,485 in public subscriptions. The column is Corinthian with a granite shaft. In his poem
A Ballad of the Good Lord Nelson,
Lawrence Durrell included the multiply allusive lines "Now stiff on a pillar with a phallic air/Nelson
stylites in Trafalgar Square/Reminds the British what once they were."
Colonna Mediterranea in
Luqa,
Malta Colonna Mediterranea is a monumental column in
Luqa,
Malta. It has been described by its artist Paul Vella Critien as an "Egyptian symbol". However at a glance it could be observed to look similar to a large
penis, and therefore was largely described to be a "phallic monument". The monument has managed to attract several international media coverage in specific before and during the visit of
Pope Benedict XVI to Malta as the pope mobile, carrying the papacy, had been planned and passed by it. Similarly the same artist has created another monumental column, the
Kolonna Eterna, which was also described as being phallic by critics.
Obelisk of Luxor The
Obelisk of Luxor, which stands in the
Place de la Concorde of
Paris, France, was given to the French by the Egyptians in the 1800s. The obelisk originally stood at the front of
Luxor Temple, honoring
Ramses II, pharaoh of the
Nineteenth Dynasty of Egypt. According to
Michael D. Garval, the French perceived the obelisk as "prodigiously phallic" from the moment it arrived.
Oriental Pearl TV Tower The
Oriental Pearl TV Tower, located in
Lujiazui,
Pudong district,
Shanghai, China, is the world's third tallest TV and radio tower at , the tallest such building in Asia. The tower houses restaurants, theaters, a conference hall, and a hotel and is a significant tourist attraction in the city. The tower has been met a mixed reception, however.
The New York Times described it as a "great phallic monster of truly monumental ugliness, a bit like an enormous asparagus with a silver ball on top." The long steel column tower is considered by some to be proof of the city's phallic worship, and that such skyscrapers indicative of wealth are an increasing aphrodisiac of the materialist in Chinese cities.
Doha Tower The
Doha Tower, formerly called the Burj Doha or Burj Qatar was designed by French architect
Jean Nouvel. In 2004, the project was first called the "High Rise Office Building". Following completion in 2012, it was originally called the "Burj Doha" by its owner, H. E. Sheikh
Saud bin Muhammed Al Thani. The public has noted the building's "phallic form", suggestive of what Nouvel calls a "fully assumed virility".
State Capitol, Lincoln The
State Capitol building of
Lincoln, Nebraska has been cited as the "apex" of phallic architecture. At 15 stories and tall, it is the second-tallest U.S. statehouse, surpassed only by the 34-story
Louisiana State Capitol. It is the tallest building in Lincoln, the third-tallest in the state, and also the heaviest Capitol building in North America. The building was designed by
Bertram Grosvenor Goodhue, who drew upon
Classical and
Gothic architectural traditions. It was constructed between 1922 and 1932, of Indiana
limestone, with a golden dome.
30 St Mary Axe 30 St Mary Axe opened in London in April 2004. Designed by
Norman Foster, the structure, London's first environmentally sustainable tall building using recycled and recyclable materials, has been compared to the phallus and a
gherkin, which also is a slang term for "small penis"; its nicknames include Gherkin, the Erotic Gherkin, Towering Innuendo and the Crystal Phallus.
Torre Agbar The
Torre Agbar is a 38-story skyscraper located in the
Plaça de les Glòries Catalanes of the
Poblenou neighborhood of
Barcelona, Spain. Designed by
Jean Nouvel, it is named after its owners, the
Agbar Group, a holding company whose interests include the Barcelona water company
Aigües de Barcelona. An example of
high-tech architecture in the city, its design combines a number of different architectural concepts, resulting in a striking structure built with
reinforced concrete, covered with a
facade of
glass, and over 4,500
window openings cut out of the structural concrete. The building stands out on the skyline of Barcelona; it is the third tallest building in the city, standing at , with an area of over 50,000 square metres, of which 30,000 are offices. 2,500 LED bulbs cause the tower to change color at night. It was officially opened by the King of Spain on 16 September 2005. Nouvel claims it to be inspired by a geyser and the nearby mountain of Montserrat, although he does note its phallic appearance. Although many draw comparisons with the phallus, locals refer to the structure as
el supositorio (the
suppository), a drug delivery system that is inserted into the
rectum or
vagina.
Washington Monument The
Washington Monument in
Washington D.C. is often seen as a prime example of phallic architecture and American masculinity. The towering monument, made of
marble,
granite, and
bluestone gneiss, it is both the world's tallest stone structure and the world's tallest obelisk, standing according to the
National Park Service. Construction of the monument began in 1848, was halted from 1854 to 1877, and was completed in 1884. In a
Journal review, dated 17 October 1911,
Arnold Bennett said of the monument, "Saw Washington monument. Phallic. Appalling. A national catastrophe – only equalled by the
Albert Memorial. Tiny doll-like people waiting to go into it." Dan Burstein says of it, "Speaking of sex symbols, there is no more phallic symbol in existence than the Washington Monument, and the Capitol dome can be viewed as breastlike." James Webb used a metaphor to praise the "uplift[ing]" power of the Washington Monument as a white phallus, "piercing the air like a bayonet". In the futuristic film
Hardwired, set in the United States where everything noteworthy is commercialized, the Washington Monument is used as a giant
Trojan condoms billboard.
Ypsilanti Water Tower in
Ypsilanti, Michigan, winner of the "Most Phallic Building contest"
Ypsilanti Water Tower is a historic
water tower in
Ypsilanti, Michigan, United States, listed as a
National Register of Historic Places building in 1981. The tower was designed by William R. Coats and constructed as part of an elaborate city waterworks project that began in 1889. Located on the highest point in Ypsilanti, the tower was completed in 1890 at a cost of $21,435.63. Today the tower is frequently joked about for its phallic shape and has earned the nickname "Brick Dick". It has become a well-known landmark in Ypsilanti, and due to the building's shape and location, the tower is frequently used by residents as a point for providing directions for visitors and residents.
Iggy Pop said of it in a 1996 interview, "The most famous thing in Ypsilanti is this water tower made out of brick, about 175 years old. It looks like this big penis." The World's Most Phallic Building contest was a contest held in 2003 by
Cabinet magazine to find the building which most resembled a human phallus. The contest originated when writer
Jonathan Ames drew the ire of
Slate readers by claiming, in a diary that was later published in his book
I Love You More Than You Know, that the
Williamsburg Bank Building in
Brooklyn,
New York City,
New York, was the world's most phallic. This led Cabinet magazine to initiate a search of its own to find which building was truly the "world's most phallic". Cities and readers subsequently poured in their views and staked their claims to the magazine's editors. After months of entries and discussion, the Ypsilanti Water Tower was announced as the winner, although the winner of a readers' poll was the
Florida State Capitol building in
Tallahassee. Another notable nominee was the Torre Agbar of Barcelona.
Hyde Park Obelisk, Sydney The high
Hyde Park Obelisk, located in
Hyde Park,
Sydney Australia at the intersection of
Elizabeth Street and
Bathurst Street, is both a former sewer ventshaft and a notable landmark in the Sydney CBD. Its phallic appearance was emphasised on 7 November 2014, when the AIDS Council of NSW (ACON) temporarily installed a giant condom over the Obelisk as part of a HIV awareness campaign. The installation generated a lot of media interest—including many phallic innuendos—and drew the ire of the Australian Christian Lobby. ==See also==