Question About the Clip Before most advertisement breaks a clip from an upcoming TV show or movie would be shown, a question being asked by one of the hosts about it; the answer would be revealed after the advert break, along with details of the show or film. This feature would result in the production team chorusing "Don't phone, it's just for fun!" which was a Chris Evans creation, initially used on his radio shows before he shot to fame on
The Big Breakfast.
Question of the Day A phone-in feature encouraging viewers to provide humorous answers throughout the morning to a pertinent (or occasionally inane) question. At one point it was accompanied by a fanfare, apparently played on the trumpet by "little Ted" beneath the camera (in fact a member of the team waving a toy trumpet in shot). One morning's question was "What should the
BBC do to improve
EastEnders?", and one viewer suggested adding
Barbara Windsor to the cast; this actually occurred shortly afterwards.
Super Hints "Your indispensable guide to a
better life!", this feature appeared during the early years of the show; in it celebrities would give various simple but useful hints for such issues as cleaning or keeping food fresh.
Streaky Bacon "Streaky Bacon" became a regular feature, in which Richard Bacon would get a member of the public out of their house to 'streak' along their street wearing nothing but bacon-covered underwear in order to win their weight in bacon from their local butcher.
Vital Statistics "Vital Statistics" was another common feature, particularly in the Johnny Vaughan era. These would often relate to a news story, a guest or a topic they had discussed, such as
Doctor Who on their Doctor Who Special.
On the Bed A key feature for the first five years was the "On the Bed" interview.
Paula Yates (the then wife of Bob Geldof, whose company produced the show), and later
Paul O'Grady (as
Lily Savage) and
Vanessa Feltz assumed the role of interviewer. One of the most infamous on-air moments was Paula Yates' open flirting during an interview with
Michael Hutchence as a prelude to their affair.
More Tea, Vicar A repeating feature in the Vaughan and Van Outen era, in which an erratically filmed, sped up video clip of a line of tea cups was shown to a call-in viewer. Vaughan, dressed as an Anglican vicar, and Van Outen, dressed as a nun replete with false teeth and an inferiority complex, then explained the rules. The caller guessed the number of tea cups shown in the video lead in, with Vaughan responding "More tea, vicar" if the number is too low; "Less tea, vicar" if too high. If the contestant guessed the correct number within the time limit, a prize was awarded.
From Me Shed, Son The inventor of the wind-up radio,
Trevor Baylis, would join Johnny Vaughan in the shed to discuss innovative new products. Vaughan tended to make fun of Baylis for being older.
Wonga A
Jenga-style game, followed by various shouting and anarchy, with fans and the Wonga Lawyer. The show famously went over 27 minutes for a game once, with the
Millennium Big Breakfast actually being commissioned with extra time for Wonga.
Wonga money The Big Breakfast used to give out "wonga money" to people when they won money because they didn't want to give it to them on the show. They would give the real thing to them later.
The Friday Song Each Friday the two main presenters and the whole crew would gather in the hallway for The Friday Song. The song would look back at events that happened on the show each week The lyrics to the chorus went as follows:
Singing, wakey, wakey, wakey rise and shine, The big breakfast is the only way to dine, ''It's your number one big breakie''
So get it down your neckie, And stick with us from seven until nine! Others • Guess The Mess • One Lump or Two? • Sunny Side Up • Pots Stop • Telly Rellies • Get Your Kit On • Show Us Your Behind • Court With Your Pants Down • You Pet • Spot the Sausage • What's in My Pants • What's Your Job, Bob? • Yanks for the Memories • Bring Home The Bacon • Bowl The Vole • Get Your Nobbly Nuts Out • Egg On Your Face • Young Fogey • The Brian Moore The Merrier • Pushy Mum • Why • Bun in the Oven (Bunny in the Oven was an Easter special) • The Vincent Price Is Right • Housey Housey • Wheel Of Fish • Stop The Mop • Chicken In A Basket • Moving The Goalposts • My Lenny, Um, Gnome • An Ostrich In Time • Whose Washing Line Is It Anyway? • Ice One Cyril • Licence To Lurk • Arrest The Vest • Beat The Banger • Game for a Bath • Thatch of the Day • Gaggin' for it • Count-Down-Under • Young Fogies • Lost in Telly • Vidal Balloon • Who Wants to Win a Mini on-air • More Tea Vicar? • Whose shoes? • Ohh what a lovely pair ==Lock Keepers' Cottages==