Review aggregator
Metacritic notes that
Winners Never Quit received "generally favorable reviews" based on a
weighted average score of 72 out of 100 from five critic scores.
Salon praised the album for its emotional tenor and Bazan's ability to "convey the horror and contorted anguish of his protagonist without trivializing either."
LA Weekly praised the album for its concision and musicality, with reviewer Adam Bregman favorably comparing its acoustic songs it to
indie rock band
Sebadoh.
The Austin Chronicle gave the album three out of five stars, stating that the band "succeeds in making music that's not merely serious, but important as well."
AllMusic dismisses the album as mostly "a curiosity," but highlights the opening track, "Slow and Steady Wins the Race," as a standout track.
Pitchfork negatively reviewed the album, with author Brent DiCrescenzo unfavorably comparing the album's more rock-oriented songs to
Foo Fighters and criticizing Bazan's appearance and faith. Bazan responded to the since-deleted review in an interview, calling it an
ad hominem attack, and references the faith-based critique on the 2006 album
Fewer Moving Parts. == Track listing ==