Main • Dave (voiced by
Danny Cooksey) is a muscular and very strong barbarian war-prince who is very sensitive to pain and would rather knit and cook than fight evil. He is also afraid of many things; when frightened, he tends to let out a high-pitched,
effeminate scream. • Candy (voiced by
Erica Luttrell) has a contemporary "
valley girl" attitude and would rather shop and hang out than rule a kingdom. Candy's main ability is her
martial arts skills. She has displayed the most strength out of the family, often when it comes to monsters destroying a shop. • Fang (voiced by
Tress MacNeille) is a rambunctious and uncivilized young warrior who loves to smash things. She has long red hair in a ponytail. She is the subject of a running joke in which she is often mistaken for a
monkey. However, she frequently acts and appears to look like a monkey, and during one episode she finds a tribe of monkeys who resemble her. Fang wields a spear in combat, as well as kicking, biting, and punching. • Uncle Oswidge (voiced by
Kevin Michael Richardson) is Dave, Fang, and Candy's uncle. He is a clumsy
sorcerer who often wreaks havoc with his spells rather than being useful. He is an avid
foodie, being a skilled chef and hash slinger; his favorite foods are ham and "Nut Logs", which he attacks a server to receive. Despite his inadequacy as a sorcerer, his knowledge of magic surpasses that of the rest of the family. • Faffy (voiced by
Frank Welker) is the family's pet dragon. Unlike most dragons, he breathes lightning and is domesticated. He has a wild streak that can be revealed when around other dragons, particularly evil ones with rebellious attitudes. The narrator has mentioned that Faffy has a one-digit
IQ. • Lula (voiced by
Estelle Harris) is Dave's shrill, impatient, sarcastic, and
enchanted sword. Her main ability is shooting lightning from the tip of her blade. She was once the sword of Argon the Ageless, with whom she was infatuated, but she was used by Argon as the nose of a snowman and left in the melted puddle for centuries. It is revealed that Lula is related to other mystical weapons of different kinds, her older sister being
Mjolnir, the hammer of
Thor, and her cousin being the
trident of Poseidon.
Supporting • King Throktar (voiced by
Kevin Michael Richardson) and Queen Glimia (voiced by
Erica Luttrell) are the proper rulers of Udrogoth and the parents of Dave, Candy and Fang. They are away fighting evil around the world, though they can communicate to their children via Oswidge's
crystal ball, a magical cauldron, or other forms of fantasy
telecommunication. • The Narrator or Storyteller (voiced by
Jeff Bennett) is the narrator of the series. He has never been seen in an episode. • Dinky (voiced by
Erica Luttrell) and Cheezette (voiced by
Tress MacNeille) are Princess Candy's best friends, who are sometimes unsupportive – and wisely so – towards her actions. They are as obsessive about fashion, clothes, and social lives as Candy is. • Mrs. Gert Bogmelon (voiced by Lisa Kaplan) is a witch-like shopkeeper who loves money and loves to rip off her customers. She can be cowed by Fang and other aggressive people but takes advantage of meek people like Dave. She sells evil weasels, mystical swords, and other plot-related
paraphernalia, such as used T-shirts for sporting events. • Twinkle the Marvel Horse (voiced by
Jeff Bennett) is a magical pony with a rainbow-colored tail. He has extreme depression and possible psychosis, apparently due to being left on his own in the stable all the time. He often talks about his dreams, which are very disturbing. He is capable of flight, though he has no wings. His manner of speech is a parody of
Christopher Walken.
Villains • The
Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy (voiced by
Paul Rugg) is a pig with a high-collared cape bent on ruling Udrogoth and the main
antagonist of the show. Chuckles lives in a castle on the outskirts of the kingdom. He possesses the Mystic Amulet of Hogswineboar (named so because hogs, swine, and boars are all synonyms for the word 'pig'), which grants him vast mystical powers such as
telekinesis,
shapeshifting, and conjuration. Chuckles has a nephew named Knuckles the Silly Piggy, who wants to be the Harvest Hog instead of a dark lord of evil. • Malsquando (voiced by
Rob Paulsen) is an evil sorcerer and Oswidge's rival. He has an obsession with taking over the world and making money. He was revealed to be a member of the Evil Sorcerers' union. He also runs a shop that cures hiccats (magical hiccups that produce cats from one's mouth). Malsquando reveals that while he attended sorcery school, Oswidge merely worked in a cafeteria, thus invalidating Oswidge as a wizard. Lula expresses that she finds his accent attractive. • Quosmir (voiced by
Michael McShane) is the god of freshly laundered trousers and overused punctuation. He resembles a
Nāga, with a snake-like lower body. He has a severe inferiority complex that is only exacerbated in the presence of his mother. Quosmir has immense magical powers, including flight, super-speed, and flaming loogies. • Princess Irmaplotz (voiced by
Melissa Rivers) is the princess of Hyrogoth. Dave and Irmaplotz fell in love over their similar reading habits, love of bad poetry, and similar allergies. However, after careful consideration, Dave ended the relationship due to Irmaplotz's desire for evil, which contradicts Dave's desire to do good. After this, Irmaplotz becomes an antagonist, seeking revenge for being dumped. • Zonthara (voiced by
Joan Rivers) is the ruler of Hyrogoth and Irmaplotz's mother. • Ned Frischman (voiced by
Richard Steven Horvitz) is a
nerd who works at a pants factory in the year 1994. He gains a radioactive zipper which he uses to travel back into time to attempt conquering the world by using the advanced technology of the future, such as the Game Guy (a parody of a
Game Boy) and a joke book from the 1940s. == Production ==