Octopussoir First appearance: "Clara's Dirty Little Secret" ;Voiced by
Jess Harnell When Clara was young, her
evil stepmother put a curse on Clara's
vagina, causing it to turn into a hideous, tentacled and French male monster known as the Octopussoir. Despite its frightening appearance (which makes nearly everyone vomit if they kiss it), the Octopussoir is actually quite kind, only attacking people when it is frightened by loud noises or provoked in some fashion. When the housemates first found out about it in "Clara's Dirty Little Secret", they wanted to kill it, but came to accept it once they realized how kind it was. Still, Clara never got over the stigma she felt not having a normal vagina, so she got rid of it through
plastic surgery in "Alzheimer's That Ends Well". She eventually reconsidered, but when she tried to get the procedure reversed, Octopussoir told her that he had moved on, having completed college and married Unusually Flexible Girl (only referring to her as a 38-year-old
Jewish woman) and was quite happy in his new life. Though saddened by this, Clara accepted that the Octopussoir had moved on and left. Octopussoir returns to its original, non-anthropomorphic form (it is not specified whether he was once again a part of Clara or was merely joining in the song) in "American Idol Parody Clip Show" during Clara and Foxxy's new-scaled rendition of "La La La La Labia". Its name is most likely a reference to
Octopussy.
Bleh First appearance: "The Other Cousin" ;Voiced by
Sarah Silverman Bleh is Clara's
Intellectually disabled cousin. She has to wear a football helmet to protect her head,
her eyes point in different directions, and she gapes vacantly. Her arms are held in a way which suggest
cerebral palsy and she has to wear corrective shoes. In one scene, she is shown to have
six toes on her right foot. However, she is impossibly attractive, to the point which Spanky calls her "retarded hot". Her speech consists almost solely of
blurbs taken from
critical reviews of the film
I Am Sam. She makes a harsh braying sound when excited or distressed and is also prone to drooling. She sleeps in a pet carrier and had a short-lived relationship with Captain Hero, neither of them realizing that the other entered into the relationship to win a bet. She possesses the ability to
count cards, as evidenced in "Ghostesses in the Slot Machine"; this ability was inspired by
Dustin Hoffman's character in
Rain Man. Bleh's name is a reference to
The Facts of Life, a reference to how
Blair Warner's handicapped cousin pronounced Blair's name. She can also catch thrown objects without looking, a reference to the films
Awakenings and
The Boy Who Could Fly.
Jun-Jee First appearance: "The Other Cousin" ;Voiced by
Jess Harnell Jun-Jee is Ling-Ling's father who speaks in a stereotypical
Japanese accent. Just as Ling-Ling is based on
Pikachu, Jun-Jee seems to be based on
Raichu, the older, evolved form of Pikachu. The creators revealed in the DVD commentary to "The Other Cousin" that his name is Jun-Jee, named after Jun Song and Jee Choe from
Big Brother IV. It was not until "Freaks & Greeks" (season 3, episode 1), however, that the character's name was identified in the show. In that episode, Jun-Jee is heard saying "Jun-Jee" during his dialogue in "The Other Cousin", but as he is speaking Ling-Ling's language, it is not clear that whether he is referring to his name or not. "Freaks & Greeks" also reveals that Jun-Jee is extremely wealthy and that his vision is significantly impaired because of
cataracts, which hampers his ability to enjoy one of his favorite hobbies,
karaoke.
Relationship with Ling-Ling Ling-Ling's father made his debut in "The Other Cousin". In that episode, Ling-Ling was very disappointed after not receiving a visit from his father, whom he had not seen in a long time. However, Xandir, Toot, and Wooldoor felt sorry for the little guy and were able to find Ling-Ling's father for him. Father and son were promptly reunited, only to have Jun-Jee express bitter disappointment at seeing his son's being part of a reality show with "other losers". In "Clum Babies", he appeared in the form of an answering machine message, where he informed Ling-Ling of the arranged battle to N'Pul. In "The Other Cousin", he spoke in Ling-Ling's language, but in each of his subsequent appearances he speaks English. He used to be a great battle monster like Ling-Ling, but eventually retired and started a
dry cleaning business, in which he coined the classic phrase "No Ticky, No Washy!". Like Ling-Ling, he secretes a
hallucinogenic drug when disappointed. In the past, Jun-Jee often missed out on important moments in his son's life. He also disapproves of Ling-Ling's lifestyle, feeling that Ling-Ling battles too much and needs to settle down and find one monster to battle with. Despite all this, he and his son share a clear bond with each other. In "Clum Babies", Jun-Jee indicates he is still married to Ling-Ling's mother, but he is single by the time he makes his next appearance in "Freaks & Greeks". Whether he is widowed or divorced is not mentioned. In that episode, he falls in love with and marries Toot, though he grows to regret the union once he realizes that she only wants him for his money. The situation also causes a rift between him and Ling-Ling, though this rift is repaired by episode's end. At the end of the episode, after saying that
outer space makes Asians
gay ("that only explanation for
George Takei"), he teleports out in a heart with
Hikaru Sulu.
Appearance Physically, just like Ling-Ling looks like
Pikachu and Jun-Jee looks like an ancient version of
Raichu, the evolved form of Pikachu, indicating that Ling-Ling will one day evolve or grow up into a monster similar to Jun-Jee. He has circle marks on his back, and part of his ear has been bitten off, a possible reference to Splinter, the mentor of the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. His fur is wrinkled and he has a
Fu Manchu moustache. Unlike Ling-Ling, who appears to have three fingers, it appears that Jun-Jee has four fingers, though this may be associated with evolution. In "The Other Cousin", Ling-Ling mentioned attaining "Level Shmah". This may be the level at which he evolves to be more like Jun-Jee, but this is never clarified. Jun-Jee's tail is just like Ling-Ling's, but more like Pikachu. His rough appearance may be due to his many years of battling.
The King First appearance: "Dirty Pranking No. 2" ;Voiced by
Jonathan Kimmel The King is Clara's father, and the source of all her bigoted beliefs. While Clara is a generic composite of nearly every Disney princess, the King seems to be based more specifically on Ariel's father,
King Triton, from
The Little Mermaid. He originally disliked Spanky Ham, but became friends with him after Spanky taught Clara how to laugh and have fun. He drives a
carriage, sometimes while drunk (which, according to Clara's
evil stepmother, is the reason Clara's mother is no longer around). His favorite activity is watching
strippers, whose activities he always refers to as "the ballet"; in fact, his preoccupation with strippers made his relationship with Clara an emotionally distant one, since he always spent more time with strippers than he did with his daughter. In "Ghostesses in the Slot Machine", Clara takes up the profession to try to win his affection; though her efforts are initially unsuccessful, the King eventually tells Clara (and Foxxy) that he loves her after watching his daughter simulate
lesbian sex with Foxxy on stage. He appears to have an
incestuous interest in his daughter; in addition to being eager to see her strip (mentioned above), in "Dirty Pranking No. 2", he gives her a kiss that seems passionate rather than familial. He makes cameo appearances in "The Drawn Together Clip Show" and "Freaks & Greeks". His real name has not been revealed on the show. (Note: This character is not to be confused with the King of Insurance, a completely separate character from "Foxxy vs. the Board of Education".)
The Jew Producer First appearance: "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist" ;Voiced by
James Arnold Taylor Also known as "Mr. Jew Producer". He is sometimes the
villain of the show. He looks like a man in a suit, except with a speaker where his head should be. This is a gag on the fact that, prior to his first physical appearance (in "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist"), he was only heard as a voice on the
intercom, the speaker of which looks like his head with a word said
Metallica. He is in charge of the reality show and owns the house. He calls the housemates via intercom to inform them of reality show challenges and can be contacted when they need him. He openly admits that he sometimes edits the show in order to produce something more exciting, a practice to which both Foxxy and Toot strongly object. In "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist", after the housemates demand a material prize of some sort, he disguises himself as Bucky Bucks (a parody of
Richie Rich and
Donald Trump) to give them that challenge. After the contest is over, he reveals that it was all a hoax and then rips off his mask to reveal his true identity. In "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II", he forces the housemates bow down to his penis in a humiliating game of
Simon Says to allow them to return to the newly rebuilt house after they destroyed it. He hosted "The Drawn Together Clip Show", promising that at the end, one of the housemates would be crowned winner of
Drawn Together. At the end, however, he announced that the viewer was the winner. In the
series finale, "American Idol Parody Clip Show", vocals from backstage indicate he kills two stagehands, then himself. In the same episode, he mentions that he was burned in a horrible accident, which explains why he has a speaker for his head. In
The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!, it is revealed that his stereotypically Jewish wife and young son both have speakers for heads. He is the in-show representation of creators
Dave Jeser and
Matt Silverstein, both of whom are also Jewish.
The Sockbats First appearance: "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II" The Sockbats are Wooldoor's people, who were largely wiped out in a
holocaust by the Sweetcakes, who took to eating the Sockbats in the midst of a
famine and ever since have been obsessed with cooking and eating Sockbats. Since that time, the ones who survived have become proficient in making
pornography, creating the popular
Sockbats Gone Wild video series. It is unknown how many Sockbats are still around, but all of Wooldoor's immediate family seem to be deceased. Often, as a joke, Sockbats will be inserted into the backgrounds of certain scenes (usually those taking place away from the house) as
extras. Several were in attendance at "The Drawn Together Clip Show".
Strawberry Sweetcake First appearance: "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II" ;Voiced by
Cree Summer A parody of
Strawberry Shortcake, Strawberry Sweetcake is a diminutive redheaded young woman (who
appears to be eight years old, but is apparently eighteen). When Wooldoor hangs himself, the Jew Producer demands that the housemates find a replacement for him in order for them to be able to return to the house. After exhaustive interviews, they choose Strawberry Sweetcake. After Wooldoor returned to the house alive and well, he reveals that her people, the Sweetcakes, used to live peacefully with Wooldoor's people, the Sockbats. After a while, a great famine swept the lands. The Sweetcakes tagged the innocent Sockbats and fooled them into manual labor. Eventually, they turned the Sockbats into chocolate (a reference to the Holocaust, and a parody of the film
Soylent Green). Sweetcake assures the housemates that it is all in the past, and they believe her, with the exception of Foxxy Love. Foxxy attempts to find out the truth about Sweetcake, but ends up being captured. Sweetcake then attempts to cook Wooldoor, but Foxxy manages to get free and expose her plan. After threatening the housemates with violence if they get in her way, Sweetcake is finally eaten by Toot, who has been blown back to the Drawn Together house. The character would later make appearances in "The Drawn Together Clip Show" and "Breakfast Food Killer".
Edward Goldberg First appearance: "Foxxy VS the Board of Education" ;Voiced by
Jess Harnell Mr. Goldberg is a figure whom the show trots out any time a
Jewish stereotype is needed (an example of the Jewish tradition of often scathingly self-deprecating humor – see
Jewish humor). He has appeared in three episodes to date: he is the
Orthodox Jew who "poisons" the well in "Foxxy vs. the Board of Education", the homeless person Wooldoor uses as a cadaver in "Terms of Endearment", and "the most confused villain in the world",
Señor Eskimo Goldberg in "Captain Girl". All of Mr. Goldberg's appearances are of the random variety. No real
continuity has been established for his character, as in the show's world he exists solely as a
caricature rather than an actual living person.
Unusually Flexible Girl First Appearance: "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact" ;Voiced by
Tara Strong Unusually Flexible Girl is a superheroine with the ability to stretch like elastic, a spoof of
Elastigirl from Disney and
Pixar's
The Incredibles. She was Captain Hero's "girlfriend" ("they just boned a lot") in superhero school. Hero later on meets her again, and after a quick sex session, he learns she is interested in marriage. Uncomfortable with this, Hero convinces Wooldoor to marry her for him. But he later gets jealous of Wooldoor and wins her back, only to regret it. Wooldoor starts to feel the same. Around the end of the episode, she gets shot in the head by Clara and Toot with a potato cannon. She was pronounced dead but was revealed to be alive in "Alzheimer's That Ends Well". She is seen marrying Octopussoir and was referred to as a 38-year-old Jewish woman who would marry just about anyone.
Steve from Long Island First appearance: "Clum Babies" ;Voiced by
James Arnold Taylor In his first appearance in "Clum Babies", Steve is referred to as "Ling-Ling's lame friend Steve"; however, when he reappeared in "Mexican't Buy Me Love", he is considered one of the Cool Kids despite the fact his personality is essentially the same. However, this may be because it was Captain Hero who originally referred to him as lame, and Hero would later be judged not to be cool himself. He was killed along with the rest of the characters during Bob the Cucumber's brutal rampage, he was presumably resurrected by Wooldoor after he is finished masturbating. Little has been revealed of Steve's background other than the fact that he is a regular club-goer who has a past friendship with Ling-Ling. In his second appearance, however, he does not interact with Ling-Ling at any point, and their friendship is not mentioned. It is also "revealed" that Steve has a third arm, but this is obviously just a gag. Steve also makes a
cameo appearance as an audience member in "The Drawn Together Clip Show". In "Charlotte's Web of Lies", an actor is dressed like Steve and has a musical number in "Drawn Together: The Musical". He is always seen wearing a green shirt with diagonal stripes, white pants, and sunglasses. Steve's personality is very laid-back, and he is often seen with one or two female companions in tow. His
surname is never revealed.
Judge Fudge First appearance: "The Lemon-AIDS Walk" ;Voiced by
James Arnold Taylor Judge Fudge, as his name would imply, is a square of
fudge who fights crime and serves as a judge. He has his own TV series,
The Judge Fudge Adventure Power Hour, a parody of '70s
blaxploitation films and courtroom TV shows. He also has his own
theme song, "The Judge Fudge Theme", a
funk/
soul song which plays whenever he makes an appearance. Unfortunately, he never seems to have time to do anything because, as he always explains in his
catchphrase, "I'm far too busy
being delicious." He is revealed in "The Lemon-AIDS Walk" to be a
steroid user and, in "The Drawn Together Clip Show", the Jew Producer reveals that he was last year's
Drawn Together winner (although he admits he hasn't had time to enjoy his victory as he's been far too busy being delicious). Usually, Judge Fudge's appearances are quick cameos designed strictly to be gags. But in "N.R.A.y RAY", he finally plays an active role in a story when he is the judge who presides over Foxxy's trial. He doesn't render a verdict, however, for the usual reason. For the premiere of the second half of Season Three, a six-episode internet cartoon series of Judge Fudge was simultaneously viewable on Comedy Central's website.
Child Services First Appearance: "Captain Girl" ;Voiced by
Paget Brewster ("Captain Girl"),
Tara Strong ("Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care") Child Services is a woman who works for the Child Services company. She is a serious woman who always has a dull and stern look on her face. She will visit the Drawn Together House whenever she hears word that there is a baby or young child being abused or living in improper conditions, so that she can take them to foster families. She is, however, very illogical, as she will take children from their unfit homes and relocate them in even more unfit foster homes. She most often visits Foxxy Love and she will take away her children whenever she has one. She resembles Faragonda from
Winx Club.
Gash First appearance: "Charlotte's Web of Lies" ;Voiced by Jason Huber Gash is a black-haired adolescent boy who is the former trainer/best friend of Ling-Ling. A spoof of Pokémon's
Ash Ketchum (the trainer of Pikachu, whom Ling-Ling is based on), Gash captures and trains battle monsters to fight using a red and white pyramid, a reference to Poké Balls. Several years ago, Gash ruined Ling-Ling's dreams of becoming a dancer by capturing him and taking his dancing shoes away, forcing him into a life of fighting. A clip of Ling-Ling attacking Gash and
disemboweling him is shown in previous episodes.
Excludie First appearance: "Lost in Parking Space – Part 1" ;Voiced by
James Arnold Taylor Excludie is a diminutive furry yellow humanoid who is very excitable and outgoing, but, as his name suggests, is always being ostracized from the other housemates' activities.
Ni-Pul First appearance: "Clum Babies" ;Voiced by
Cree Summer Ni-Pul is a purple female
cat-like battle monster with whom Ling-Ling's father paired Ling-Ling in an arranged relationship. Her name is a pun on the word "nipple". After Ling-Ling's father informed him that he was to be set up with an "
arranged battle", Ling-Ling was distinctly opposed to the idea. However, he changed his mind once he actually saw Ni-Pul, falling in love with her at first sight. The two were in love and battled often, but eventually the constant battling lost its novelty, and Ni-Pul became visibly less interested in battling Ling-Ling. When Ling-Ling confronted her about how the passion had gone from their relationship, Ni-Pul suggested that they reinvigorate the relationship by dropping the battle metaphor and simply having sex. Ling-Ling agreed to it, and they happily spent the rest of the episode fooling around until Bob the Cucumber killed them both during his mad shooting spree. Though she was apparently revived by Wooldoor's Clum Babies, her relationship with Ling-Ling is never mentioned again.
Bob the Cucumber First Appearance: "Clum Babies" ;Voiced by
James Arnold Taylor Bob the Cucumber is an anthropomorphic cucumber, a Catholic
extremist, and the main
antagonist in "Clum Babies". He goes on a murderous rampage, killing everyone except Wooldoor which made him shot himself. He is a parody of Larry the Cucumber from
VeggieTales.
Larry the Tomato First Appearance: "Clum Babies" ;Voiced by
James Arnold Taylor Larry the Tomato is an anthropomorphic tomato and a Catholic extremist. He got brutally murdered at the ending by Bob, along with Princess Clara, Foxxy, Spanky Ham, Ling-Ling, Ni-Pul, Captain Hero, Xandlir, and more other people. He is a parody of Bob the Tomato from
VeggieTales. He is later seen in "The Drawn Together Clip Show" as an audience member.
Charlotte First Appearance: "Drawn Together Babies" ;Voiced by
Tara Strong Charlotte is a teenage girl assigned to
babysit the Drawn Together babies, but is nothing but cruel to them. After the babies' parents leave, she cusses them out and leaves to meet her boyfriend Chad Huffington. However, the babies plot revenge and inadvertently kill her in the process, breaking her neck over a rocking horse. She is later revealed to be alive until Toot beat her over the head with a pool cleaning device and she drowned.
Franken Berry First Appearance: "Breakfast Food Killer" ;Voiced by Jason Huber The mascot for the cereal
Franken Berry and the main
antagonist of the episode "Breakfast Food Killer". His mission was to collect all of the UPC codes in order to take down the cereal empire and make it his own. He did this by gaining the trust of Wooldoor and harnessing his power for evil.
The Board of Education First Appearance: "Foxxy vs. The Board of Education" ;Voiced by Chris Edgerly An anthropomorphic wooden board who is a parody of Bill from
Schoolhouse Rock, from the episode "Foxxy vs The Board of Education". He sings about why he can't let
blacks pass the test. ==Movie characters==