AFC Richmond loses 5–0 during a
friendly game to
AFC Ajax in
Amsterdam. Rebecca (
Hannah Waddingham) is annoyed by the Ajax supporters happily singing the club's anthem, "
Three Little Birds" by
Bob Marley and the Wailers. Ted (
Jason Sudeikis) tries to lift the club's spirits by announcing no curfew that night. Roy (
Brett Goldstein) forbids Jamie (
Phil Dunster) from taking the night off and takes him for training through Amsterdam, but is annoyed by Jamie's enthusiastic attitude and knowledge of the city. When Roy mentions that he's never seen a
windmill, Jamie buys stolen bicycles so they can go to see one; but Roy confesses that he never learned to ride a bike. Jamie teaches him, and although Roy struggles at first, the two eventually ride to the outskirts of the city and see a windmill. Rebecca wants to spend time with Keeley (
Juno Temple), but she leaves to see the
aurora borealis with her girlfriend Jack in
Norway. While walking in a
bike lane, Rebecca is knocked off a bridge and falls into a canal. An onlooker (Matteo van der Grijn) invites her onto his
houseboat so she can shower and change her clothes. He cooks her dinner, they bond over deep conversations, and she falls asleep on his couch. Higgins (
Jeremy Swift) takes Will (Charlie Hiscock) to a jazz club to pay respects to
Chet Baker. Will is delighted by the music and is also surprised by Higgins' skills when he is invited to join the band onstage. The team discusses what to do for their free night: some want to go to a
sex show, while others want to attend a private party where Jan Maas’ (David Elsendoorn) cousin
Martin Garrix is performing in
Groningen, two hours' drive away. After a lengthy, inconclusive and angry debate, they hold a pillow fight at the hotel. During this time, Colin (
Billy Harris) heads to a gay bar and is followed by Trent (
James Lance). Colin panics and leaves, but Trent assures him that he has known Colin is gay for months. He tells Colin about his own experience
coming out to his family. Colin says that he wants to be able to kiss his boyfriend when he wins a match and not worry about it. Beard (
Brendan Hunt) offers to help Ted get out of his rut by sharing drugs with him, but Ted is unwilling to drink the drugged tea until after Beard has left. He visits the
Van Gogh Museum, where Van Gogh's paintings of
sunflowers remind him of his home state of
Kansas. While watching a recording of an old
Chicago Bulls game at an American-style
theme restaurant, Ted is offered a bottle of
Arthur Bryant's barbecue sauce, after which he begins to experience hallucinations inspired by
Tex Winter's use of the
triangle offense, leading him to devise a new football strategy. The next morning, the club is ready to leave Amsterdam. Ted shows Beard his new tactic, which involves the players being prepared to take any position in the field. Beard notes that this strategy,
Total Football, was first developed in Amsterdam in the 1970s but agrees that the team should adopt it. All in high spirits, the rest of the club and Rebecca board the bus, which drives off as the club collectively sings "
Three Little Birds". ==Development==