His father was Luca Del Tura, a shoemaker from
Arezzo, in
Tuscany, Italy, who abandoned his family to join the militia. The father later returned to Arezzo, finally dying in poverty at the age of 85, unforgiven by his son, who never acknowledged the paternal name, taking
Aretino (meaning 'Arretine, from Arezzo') as a surname. (who resembles Aretino) displaying his flayed skin, in
Michelangelo's
The Last Judgment in the
Sistine Chapel His mother was Margherita, known as Tita, Bonci. Either before or after the abandonment (it is not known which), she entered into a lasting relationship with a local noble, Luigi Bacci, who supported Tita, Pietro and his two sisters and brought up Pietro as part of his own family. Aretino spent a formative decade in Perugia, before being sent, highly recommended, to Rome. There
Agostino Chigi, the rich banker and patron of
Raphael, took him under his wing. When
Hanno the elephant, pet of
Pope Leo X, died in 1516, Aretino penned a satirical pamphlet entitled "The Last Will and Testament of the Elephant Hanno". The fictitious will cleverly mocked the leading political and religious figures of Rome at the time, including Pope Leo X himself. The pamphlet was such a success that it started Aretino's career and established him as a famous satirist, ultimately known as "the Scourge of Princes". Aretino prospered, living from hand to mouth as a hanger-on in the literate circle of his patron, sharpening his satirical talents on the gossip of politics and the
Papal Curia, and turning the coarse Roman
pasquinade into a rapier weapon of satire, until his sixteen ribald (Lust Sonnets) written to accompany
Giulio Romano's exquisitely beautiful but utterly pornographic series of drawings engraved by
Marcantonio Raimondi under the title finally caused such outrage that he had to temporarily flee Rome. After Leo's death in 1521, his patron was
Cardinal Giulio de' Medici, whose competitors for the papal throne felt the sting of Aretino's scurrilous lash. The installation of the Dutch pope
Adrian VI ( in Pietro's words) instead encouraged Aretino to seek new patrons away from Rome, mainly with
Federico II Gonzaga in
Mantua, and with the
condottiero Giovanni de' Medici ("Giovanni delle Bande Nere"). The election of his old Medici patron as
Pope Clement VII sent him briefly back to Rome, but death threats and an attempted assassination from one of the victims of his pen,
Bishop Giovanni Giberti, in July 1525, set him wandering through northern Italy in the service of various noblemen, distinguished by his wit, audacity and brilliant and facile talents, until he settled permanently in 1527, in Venice, anti-Papal city of Italy, "seat of all vices", Aretino noted with gusto. '', by
Titian, 1545 (
Palazzo Pitti) He was a lover of men, having declared himself "a sodomite" since birth. In a letter to Giovanni de' Medici written in 1524 Aretino enclosed a satirical poem saying that due to a sudden aberration he had "fallen in love with a female cook and temporarily switched from boys to girls...." (
My Dear Boy). In his comedy , the lead man is overjoyed to discover that the woman he has been forced to marry is really a page boy in disguise. While at court in Mantua he developed a crush on a young man called Bianchino, and annoyed Duke Federico with a request to plead with the boy on the writer's behalf. Safe in Venice, Aretino became a blackmailer, extorting money from men who had sought his guidance in vice. He "kept all that was famous in Italy in a kind of state of siege", in
Jacob Burckhardt's estimation.
Francis I of France and
Charles V pensioned him at the same time, each hoping for some damage to the reputation of the other. "The rest of his relations with the great is mere beggary and vulgar extortion", according to Burckhardt. Addison states that "he laid half Europe under contribution." At one time, Aretino owned the painting by
Parmigianino,
Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror. Aretino is said to have died of suffocation from "
laughing too much". The more mundane truth may be that he died from a stroke or heart attack. ==Writings==