Throughout the series Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw (played by
Scott Baio) is the new family attorney, replacing
Barry Zuckerkorn. Bob Loblaw first appears in the third episode of season 3, claiming this is not the first time he's been brought in to replace Barry, and that he can do anything Barry can do, plus skew younger, alluding to Baio's experience with
Henry Winkler (Zuckerkorn) on the 1970s sitcom
Happy Days. Contrasting Zuckerkorn's incompetence, Loblaw is a no-nonsense attorney who is always in the company of his
stenographer, and frequently overbills. He advertises his services with slogans such as "Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?" and "You don't need double talk; you need Bob Loblaw." As is evidenced by this, his name is meant to sound like "
blah-blah-blah". Underneath his commercial advertisement is the phrase "Bob Loblaw No Habla Español". Adding to the tongue twister-like aspect of the character's name, the third-season episode "
S.O.B.s" includes a newspaper headline that reads "Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb" and later in the season "Bob Loblaw Launches Law Blog" (viz.
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog). He has a daughter named Hope. :Appears in: "
Forget-Me-Now", "
Notapusy", "
Mr. F", "
Making a Stand"
Carl Weathers Actor
Carl Weathers portrays himself as a thrifty, mooching Hollywood movie star whom
Tobias hires to teach him his craft. Tobias meets Carl Weathers on an air porter destined for
Los Angeles International Airport. Tobias once traveled to San Francisco to attend Carl Weathers' stage-fighting workshop. The actor failed to show because, as he informed Tobias, he was bumped from the flight. However, he discovered that they pay $300 to people who are inconvenienced in this manner. Carl Weathers called this "a crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered." Ever since then, Carl Weathers has been getting himself deliberately bumped from flights and subsequently cashing in. Carl Weathers does not enjoy paying very much for anything. He is obsessed with thrift, exemplified by his claims that he acquires all of his cars from
police auctions and his seeming obsession with "getting a stew going" using leftover pieces of food. He takes Tobias on as a client and is thereby introduced to the Bluth experience.
Lucille Bluth uses Carl Weathers to get back at her youngest son,
Buster, who has become involved romantically with her chief rival,
Lucille Austero. She simply introduces Carl Weathers to Lucille 2 and suggests that they should have dinner together with Buster. Buster, however, reminds his mother that he has class that day. Lucille suggests that Carl Weathers and Lucille 2 would just have to dine alone, in that case. When Buster finally decides to move in with Lucille II, he discovers her and Carl Weathers "getting a stew going" and is greatly disturbed. In the episode "
Motherboy XXX", Weathers meets with Tobias at
Burger King, and explains he is directing an episode of
Scandalmakers and needs Tobias to sign over the rights for the story of his family. The whole scene satirizes
product placement, as Burger King is a major sponsor of both the real
Arrested Development and the fictitious
Scandalmakers. Weathers joyfully remarks that all soft drink refills at
Burger King are totally free. Tobias praises Burger King as "a wonderful restaurant", of which narrator
Ron Howard agrees. At one point, Weathers appears dressed to play the role of ICE in the
Scandalmakers documentary. Years later, Michael enlists Weathers to appear as himself in a movie to be based on Michael's life. :Appears in: "
Public Relations", "
Marta Complex", "
Motherboy XXX", "
The B. Team"
Doctor Fishman Doctor Fishman (also called
Doctor "Wordsmith" and the
Literal Doctor; played by
Ian Roberts) is a doctor who has a tendency to be too literal in his pronouncements. He has, for example, said that Buster would be "all right", when he lost his left hand. Also, that "it looks like he's dead", when he in fact means that Tobias (covered at the time in blue paint) literally looks as if he is dead, but is in fact alive, and that it "looked like they'd lost" George Sr. when he'd actually escaped through the window. His frequent misleading statements anger the Bluth family after several visits, and Lucille claims in season 4 that this tendency has caused him to constantly move hospitals. :Appears in: "
Let 'Em Eat Cake", "
The One Where Michael Leaves", "
Hand to God", "
Sword of Destiny"
Gene Parmesan Gene Parmesan (
Martin Mull) is a mediocre private detective occasionally hired by Lucille Bluth. Despite his professional incompetence, he is shown to be a master of quick-change. She hires him to find George Sr. in the second-season episode, "¡Amigos!". Parmesan always reports to Lucille by approaching her in a disguise and then dramatically revealing himself; Lucille screams in delight every time, and never recognizes him. He is highly regarded as one of the best detectives by Lucille but is said in the narration, however, to be "far from the best". The episode "
Out on a Limb" has Michael talking briefly to Gene on his cellphone, having hired him to investigate Maggie. Appears In: "
¡Amigos!", "
Queen B.", "
A New Attitude", "
Off the Hook"
J. Walter Weatherman J. Walter Weatherman (
Steve Ryan) is a one-armed man used by George Bluth to frighten his children into good behavior. Weatherman is a former employee of George Sr. who lost one arm in a Bluth Company construction accident. George Sr. recruited Weatherman repeatedly to fake accidents in which he loses his "arm" (a fake arm and blood) due to misbehavior from the young Bluth children. The lesson ends with J. Walter turning to the children and saying "and that's why you ...", finishing the sentence with whatever action George Sr. is trying to promote. Examples include: leaving notes and not yelling. When Michael asks his father put him in touch with Weatherman to teach George Michael a lesson, George Sr. tells him that he "killed him when he left the door open with the air conditioner on." (a reference to an unseen 'lesson') This is shown to be untrue when George Sr. hires Weatherman back to teach Michael a lesson about teaching lessons to his son. Buster later uses the same trick on both Michael and George Sr. as well as Gob, using his fake hand, to teach them a lesson about not using amputees to teach lessons. :Appears in: "
Pier Pressure", "
Motherboy XXX" (archived), "
Making a Stand"
John Beard John Beard (himself) is the news anchor for the fictional Fox 6 news station, which often covers the Bluth family's problems on the news, and in one case ("
Missing Kitty") almost became "part of the story". His announcements of news stories often end with "what that means for your weekend", regardless of whether the story would actually affect the general public's weekend. Beard was news anchor at
KTTV, the real-life Fox affiliate for Los Angeles, at the time the show was on Fox; during the first season on Netflix, he was working at
WGRZ (an
NBC affiliate) in
Buffalo, New York and would commute between Buffalo and Los Angeles for filming. :Appears in: "
Pilot", "
Top Banana", "
Key Decisions", "
Public Relations", "
Missing Kitty", "
Let 'Em Eat Cake", "
The One Where Michael Leaves", "
The One Where They Build a House", "
Sad Sack", "
Burning Love", "
Sword of Destiny", "
The Cabin Show", "
For British Eyes Only", "
Mr. F", "
S.O.B.s", "
Flight of the Phoenix"
Mort Meyers Mort Meyers (
Jeff Garlin) is a studio executive who works with
Maeby. Although he has a wife, Mort often hits on Maeby, believing that she is older than she really is. :Appears in: "
Switch Hitter", "
Queen for a Day", "
Sword of Destiny", "
Spring Breakout", "
Righteous Brothers", "
Mr. F", "
Making a Stand", "
Development Arrested"
Officers Taylor and Carter Officers
Taylor (
Jay Johnston) and
David Carter (
Jerry Minor), are two police officers who frequently appear, memorably at George Bluth's hearings, and at the Bluth Company in search of Kitty Sanchez after her disappearance. They, like Michael Bluth, practice bring-your-daughter-to-work day, mentioning their daughters as named Tammy and Monica who are unseen, having apparently run off (demonstrating their lack of good attention, implying their incompetence in their search mission for Kitty). They are revealed to be a gay couple in the episode "
Hand to God", in which lawyer Maggie Lizer pretends to be pregnant, having hired her to have their baby. The baby is in fact carried by Maggie's pregnant client, who gives birth to the child later in the episode. :Appears in: "
Missing Kitty", "
Not Without My Daughter", "
The One Where Michael Leaves", "
Out on a Limb", "
Hand to God"
Sally Sitwell Sally Sitwell (
Christine Taylor) is Stan Sitwell's daughter and Michael's childhood sweetheart. In adulthood, she is briefly
Michael's girlfriend. Sally and Lindsay were always competitive rivals, as they ran against each other for student body president in high school, and in adulthood Sally was campaign manager for Lucille Austero's run for Congress, while Lindsay worked for her opponent Herbert Love. (Season 4 ends with Lindsay and Sally taking over as the candidates after their employers' incapacitation and disappearance, respectively, mirroring their high school rivalry.) Also in season 4, Sally is in a relationship with Tony Wonder (Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller are married in real life). It is also revealed that she suffers from alopecia, like her father. :Appears in: "
Burning Love", "
Out on a Limb", "
Flight of the Phoenix", "
A New Attitude"
Stan Sitwell Stan Sitwell (
Ed Begley, Jr.) is a real estate tycoon who runs the company Sitwell Enterprises, which competes with the Bluth Company. He has a disease that prevents him from growing hair on his body,
alopecia universalis. Lucille incorrectly refers to him as an
alpaca, which turns out to be partially correct when he acknowledges his wig is alpaca hair. Stan Sitwell begins dating
Lucille Austero. His outlandish wigs and fake facial hair are a bit of an inside joke, since in real life Ed Begley Jr. is known for his mane of thick blonde hair. Because of his condition he can't actually drive the Corvette that
Michael Bluth gave him in return of making a bid on his daughter Sally Sitwell at the
Country Club auction because it is a convertible, which causes him to lose his wig and fake eyebrows. When Stan Sitwell fires Gob Bluth from his company, Gob gets revenge on Sitwell by stealing his fake dressy eyebrows. He runs his business in a very straight forward, professional manner in contrast to the lying and manipulation of the Bluths. He is also a generous philanthropist and contributes to numerous charities, contrary to the Bluths as well. :Appears in: "
Switch Hitter", "
Queen for a Day", "
Burning Love", "
Ready, Aim, Marry Me!", "
Development Arrested", "
Flight of the Phoenix"
Starla Starla (
Mo Collins) is the Bluth company secretary that
Gob hires as his "business model" in season two after seeing her at a boat show. Starla often proves to be quite incompetent as a secretary, and claims that she had an affair with producer
Quincy Jones, a claim backed up with the display of several of his gold records along the walls of Starla's house but disputed by spokespersons for Mr. Jones. On trying to gain entrance to his grounds, she is supposedly attacked by guard dogs, and is subsequently treated for rabies. Near the end of Season 2, Buster and Starla have a brief relationship, which abruptly ends when Buster misses his old flame Lucille Austero. :Appears in: "
The One Where They Build a House", "
¡Amigos!", "
Switch Hitter", "
Queen for a Day", "
Ready, Aim, Marry Me!", "
Sword of Destiny"
Stefan Gentles Stefan Gentles (
James Lipton) takes over as the prison warden where George is being detained after the previous warden, James Buck, leaves. He is less strict (though one of his favorite punishments involve beating people with a pillowcase full of batteries), and is a lover of the arts. Gentles allows Tobias to research his role as Frightened Inmate Number 2 and enthusiastically encourages it. Gentles suggested that shadowing feared prisoner White Power Bill would help Tobias find the inspiration for the role. The warden's enthusiasm for acting is a
metafictional joke, since the actor James Lipton is famous as the host of the real-world television series
Inside the Actors Studio. Gentles writes a screenplay called
The New Warden, which is rejected by everyone including Maeby while she works as a film executive. With some editing by Lucille Bluth, he is able to get an elementary school to perform the adult-themed story as a school play. :Appears in: "
Staff Infection", "
Altar Egos", "
Missing Kitty", "
Prison Break-In", "
The B. Team"
Tom Saunders Tom Saunders (Tom Saunders) is an employee of the
Bluth Company. His sad-sack personality and downtrodden looks (appearing to be a middle-aged man despite only being thirty years old as of season three) are frequently the butt of jokes. In season 4, Tom is revealed to be one of the many registered sex offenders living in Sudden Valley. :Appears in: "
Afternoon Delight", "
The Cabin Show", "
Making a Stand", "
Family Ties"
Trisha Thoon Trisha Thoon (
Stacey Grenrock-Woods) is the field reporter for Fox 6 news throughout season one. She often covers stories pertaining to the Bluth family. :Appears in: "
Pilot", "
Key Decisions", "
Public Relations", "
Let 'Em Eat Cake"
Wayne Jarvis Wayne Jarvis (
John Michael Higgins) is a lawyer who can describe himself in one word: "professional". Michael tries to hire Wayne to replace Barry Zuckerkorn but Wayne refuses once Michael and Lindsay try to use him to get back at their mother. Later Wayne becomes the prosecutor of the Bluth Company; when confronted with an accusation of a conflict of interest he replies, "It's called the
PATRIOT Act, read it." Wayne Jarvis is "almost always" serious, a fact that caused him to once be called "the worst audience participant
Cirque du Soleil ever had" because he "did not find their buffoonery amusing". :Appears in: "
In God We Trust", "
Sad Sack", "
Righteous Brothers", "
Fakin' It", "
Exit Strategy"
Wife of Gob Wife of Gob (
Amy Poehler) is a certified
seal salesperson who married
Gob as part of an evening of escalating dares (meant to be a one-night stand). He never learned her name, which was a running joke. She is portrayed by
Amy Poehler, who was, at the time, married in real life to Will Arnett, who plays Gob. Ironically, they would later divorce. Poehler's real name is used in a scene where Gob talks about the fact that he doesn't know her name and, when he learns it, he will mock it: "Bad example, if her name is Amy, I'll call her Blamey." He guesses her name as "Crindy" and "Saul Zentsman" (the latter turning out to be her lawyer), and when he meets her again misreads the "U.S. Army" label on her uniform as being her name, calling her "Usarmy". She sells trained
seals (selling sick ones to third-world countries) and convinces Gob to wear bright, colorful sweaters. Possibly the only fan of ''
Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution'', she saw their show in the late '90s and was comforted by the fact that they sang about every side effect she was going through. When she realizes she is in love with
Tobias, she decides to end her marriage to Gob to join the
United States Army to make use of her propensity for daring behavior. She frequently takes photos while smoking and pointing at crotches, a clear parody of
Lynndie England, a central figure in the
Abu Ghraib prison scandal. She is seen in season one and does not appear again until the 13th episode of season two in her final appearance. In this appearance, she returns to break up with Gob and to reclaim the seals that she "gave" to him while in the army but is told that he does not have them because he set them free. One of the loose seals recently bit off Buster's left hand. She and Gob finally consummate their marriage just minutes before signing the divorce papers. :Appears in: "
Altar Egos", "
Justice Is Blind", "
Best Man for the Gob", "
Whistler's Mother", "
Motherboy XXX"
In a story arc Rebel Alley Rebel Alley (
Isla Fisher) is the illegitimate daughter of
Ron Howard, introduced in the fourth season. She is an actress whose work consists primarily of
Public Service Announcements, directed by her father, advising against her own misdeeds (shoplifting, texting while driving, etc.); however, she has also worked with
Terrence Malick and
Woody Allen as well as the American remake of
Dangerous Cousins. Michael is attracted to Rebel due to her resemblance to his deceased wife Tracey. Despite not knowing her name, after meeting her Michael tries to impress her by bragging that he is a producer. Michael also mistakenly believes her to be the girlfriend rather than daughter of Ron Howard, and only realises the truth when he reveals his feelings for her in front of Ron and Tobias. Meanwhile, Rebel takes interest in George-Michael, intrigued by his Fakeblock software, unaware that he is Michael's son (he goes by the name "George Maharis"). Rebel spends the night with George-Michael when he invites her to his dorm and continues to lie about his fake software. In his own pursuit of Rebel, Michael learns that he and his son are seeing the same woman. When he thinks that they had broken up he runs into George-Michael on his way to see Rebel and they are forced to be honest with each other. She has a son named Lem Depardieu, who lives in France and only stays with her during French pilot season. :Appears in: "
Borderline Personalities", "
The B. Team", "
Double Crossers", "
Colony Collapse", "
Red Hairing", "
Smashed", "
A New Attitude", "
Señoritis", "
It Gets Better"
Adelaide Adelaide (Bronwen Masters) falls in love with
Buster Bluth for his "limp form", while he is pretending to be in a coma in season 3. She has an Australian accent and has fallen in love with other male coma and paralyzed patients in the past. Adelaide appears in the earlier Season 3 episode "
Notapusy" where she and
Tony Hale are shown in a scene from the 1941 fake British wartime film "A Thoroughly Polite Dustup". The film is used to explain that, in Britain, calling someone a "Pussy" used to be a term of endearment, and therefore once differed in context to its American use as an insult. The word "Fag" is also used in the film short, which means "cigarette" in the UK. This film is also later parodied in the episode "
Exit Strategy" with both actors playing the main characters, Nurse Adelaide and Buster Bluth. :Appears in: "
Notapusy" (as 1941 wartime Nurse), "
Fakin' It", "
Family Ties", "
Exit Strategy"
Larry Middleman Larry Middleman (
Bob Einstein) is a professional surrogate, hired by George Sr. to act as his eyes and ears so that he can continue influencing the family's dealings while under house arrest. "The Surrogate", as Larry is called, is always on the job, wearing a suit and tie at all times, with a baseball cap displaying the word "Surrogate". The cap carries a small camera and microphone, which transmit audio and video feeds in real-time to George Sr's computer and/or television. George Sr. has a voice feed back to the surrogate, so that he can tell Larry what to do, what to say on his behalf, where to go, etc. At one point, he also misinterprets George Sr.'s sarcasm as a compliment ("Another brilliant idea, Einstein"). Larry is a consummate professional, never allowing his own persona to come through except on rare occasions, such as when he sometimes inserts self-promoting comments ("He's worth every penny") among George Sr.'s actual words, and another occasion where he hit GOB for insulting him. Larry does occasionally misinterpret George Sr.'s instructions, usually with amusing consequences, and is challenged when Buster takes control of the microphone in an attempt to reconnect with Gob. Larry appeared at the beginning of season three in the episode, "
Forget-Me-Now" and stayed on for several episodes before being fired remotely in front of a mirror by George Sr. after a very poor judgement call regarding what was meant to have been a
sotto voce comment, or perhaps unspoken altogether. He reappeared in "
S.O.B.s" as a surrogate for a business associate of George Sr. :Appears in: "
Forget-Me-Now", "
Notapusy", "
Mr. F", "
The Ocean Walker", "
S.O.B.s"
Maggie Lizer Maggie Lizer (
Julia Louis-Dreyfus), an attorney who pretends to be blind, is considered to be the most feared prosecuting attorney in all of Orange County, not because she is a particularly skilled prosecutor, but because her faked disability often won the sympathy of both the judge and defendant. Maggie makes her first appearance in "
Altar Egos", which aired on March 17, 2004. Michael Bluth meets Maggie in a bar. When she introduces herself, she says her name is Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie
lies her ass off". After she mistakes Michael for an attorney, he awkwardly claims that his name is Chareth Cutestory and that he practices
maritime law, a reference to a role as a lawyer that Michael held in a school musical,
The Trial of Captain Hook. Maggie and Michael return to her home after drinking at the bar. He spends the night and wakes up perplexed as how to proceed. When he realizes she is blind, Michael decides to continue seeing her out of guilt. Maggie is prosecuting the government's case against the Bluths; Maggie knew who Michael was but chose not to reveal this. Instead she gave him what she described as "a summary of everything the government has against the Bluths so far", which was actually a wish list, in an attempt to manipulate him. Michael continues seeing her despite the conflict of interest. When her
guide dog, Justice, is revealed to be actually blind, Michael realizes that she is not blind, but had been faking the condition to pass her law school exams and gain sympathy during trials. As a result of the deception, Maggie is taken off the case. Maggie returns for two episodes in season 2, eight-and-a-half months pregnant—eight-and-a-half months after her relationship with Michael. She later admits the child is not Michael's, having volunteered to be a surrogate for two homosexual police officers—though this also turns out to be a deception, as she "outsourced" the pregnancy to a client who was suing a restaurant for making her fat. Realizing that the two of them cannot be in a relationship as they crave complications in their lives, they decide to part ways after a final fling. Ironically, a throwaway gag at the end of the episode reveals Maggie became pregnant as a result. :Appears in: "
Altar Egos", "
Justice Is Blind", "
Out on a Limb", "
Hand to God"
Marta Estrella Marta Estrella is the
Colombian soap opera star of
El Amor Prohibido that
Gob dates in season one. In her first two appearances, Marta was played by
Leonor Varela. She was played by
Patricia Velásquez for all following episodes with one minor exception: during a flashback in the episode "Forget-Me-Now" of Michael's past experiences with women, she is played by a third actress. She has two sons: Amable (played by Oliver Patrick Sandino) and Cortesio (played by Casey Sandino). Marta is attractive, moral, and holds family to be very important. Although Marta was dating Gob, she and
Michael Bluth soon develop feelings for each other. Marta eventually chooses Michael over Gob, but she ends up leaving both of them after she catches them fighting over her. :Appears in: •
Leonor Varela – "
Bringing Up Buster", "
Key Decisions" •
Patricia Velásquez – "
In God We Trust", "
My Mother, The Car", "
Storming the Castle", "
Marta Complex", "
Beef Consommé" •
Uncredited Actress, "
Forget-Me-Now"
Rita Leeds Rita Leeds (
Charlize Theron) is an English woman to whom
Michael Bluth was attracted and briefly engaged. Rita first appeared in the second episode of Season 3, "
For British Eyes Only". Rita is later revealed to be a wealthy heiress and owner of all Wee-Britain (and the Wee-Britain in Cleveland)—a fictional town that runs on
GMT time and where one drives on the left. There are a number of somewhat subtle indications that she may have a mental or learning disability throughout episodes 2, 3 and 4 of season 3; however, Michael either misinterprets this as charming eccentricity (attributing certain behavior to her being British) or does not seem to have noticed. Some of these indications include the fact she spends her days at "Slow Brook", a private school, in "
Notapusy" she is seen casually walking out of a men's bathroom, and also carries around various stuffed animal-shaped backpacks, including a duck and a seal. In "
Forget-Me-Now" Rita is drugged by Gob and left on a bus bench. The bench had an advert for Wee Britain, and the letters covered up by Rita's body leaves the clue that she has a "Wee Brain". Rita is heavily involved in the "Mr. F" plot arc, wherein the family hears through their new lawyer,
Bob Loblaw, that the CIA have a mole inside the Bluth family feeding them information whom they call "Mr. F." Rita wears a bracelet that says "MR F", and unintentionally implies to Michael that Mr. F is her uncle Trevor, who Michael believes is stalking him. At the conclusion of "
Mr. F", it is revealed that Mr. F was actually a blunderous Tobias and that "MR F" is in fact an abbreviation for Mentally Retarded Female, confirming that Rita was mentally handicapped. She also was given a proposal of marriage by Michael Bluth. In "
The Ocean Walker", Michael, upon discovering Rita's mental handicap, ends his relationship with her. In the same episode, Trevor tells Rita, "It's not your fault your parents were cousins, but here we are. I've been charged with taking care of you, and I’m bloody well gonna do it."; a tongue-in-cheek reference to George Michael and Maeby's relationship. It is later revealed that Rita finds a job at a competing movie studio from Maeby's, producing a project called "The Ocean Walker", although the film's development status is arrested. The project name is a result of Rita's belief that people can walk (presumably from America) to England. In one episode, Rita walks across a pool, not knowing that Gob rigged the pool with clear platforms for one of his illusions. She was last seen in the series finale on the cover of a newspaper. :Appears in: "
For British Eyes Only", "
Forget-Me-Now", "
Notapusy", "
Mr. F", "
The Ocean Walker"
Uncle Trevor Trevor Leeds (
Dave Thomas) is an English man and the uncle of Rita Leeds. He helped raise Rita, whose parents were cousins, which he implied might be a cause for her intellectual disability. Uncle Trevor first appeared in the second episode of Season 3, "
For British Eyes Only", in which he is first seen not letting Michael access legal files which are "for British eyes only". After Michael meets Rita, he is seen swerving his
Austin-Healey into the Bluth's staircar, threatening Michael with regard to his prior interaction with Rita. Michael misinterprets the threat, thinking it has to do with the search for information regarding his father, and that Trevor has been stalking him. He is last seen in "
The Ocean Walker", the sixth episode of Season 3. In this episode, after learning of Rita's intention to attend a "sleepover" with Michael, he visits the Bluth residence and informs them of Rita's "millions" and her ownership of Wee Britain. He later leaves for England with Rita at the end of the episode. He also appears to be a fan of
cricket, having apparently collected cricket magazines and even being in possession of a
cricket bat, which was also seen in the cover of his secret magazine,
Bumpaddle. :Appears in: "
For British Eyes Only", "
Forget-Me-Now", "
Notapusy", "
Mr. F", "
The Ocean Walker"
White Power Bill White Power Bill (David Reynolds) is a massive, bald,
white supremacist inmate with
George Bluth Sr. at the
Orange County Prison. White Power Bill is incensed when confronted with George's jailhouse conversion to Judaism. He is particularly upset at George's gesture of giving Little Justice, an inmate of the prison, a
kippah for protection and giving him the new name,
David Ben-Avram. He responds by hitting Little Justice with a pipe, knocking off his kippa. George diplomatically states that ."..both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the
Jewish notion of
heaven, and that it can be obtained here on earth, and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe." When
Gob incarcerates himself in Orange County Prison (to break out as his greatest trick) he performs an "illusion" on Bill and pulls a quarter out of Bill's ear, thus giving him his new nickname: "Dirty Ears" Bill. Bill becomes furious and later stabs Gob (right after he is finally able to have a game of catch with his father in a prison yard), yelling "White Power", which gets the necessary response of, "...but...''I'm'' white..." from Gob. Upon meeting
Tobias, Bill refers to him as a "little
kike." Tobias, oblivious ("It's been quite a while since anyone called me a tyke!"), is at the prison researching the role of "Frightened Inmate #2" in a prison drama. He leads Bill in a counseling session which unintentionally culminates in Bill's suicide after Tobias suggests that Bill's inner rage stems from a hatred of himself ("You hate White Power Bill"); Bill jumps from the cell-block landing, saying "I hate White Power Bill..." and dies. :Appears in: "
Key Decisions", "
Staff Infection", "
Missing Kitty"
Argyle Austero Argyle Austero (
Tommy Tune) is the flamboyant brother of "Lucille 2" Austero and runs her rehab clinic, Austerity, where he is introduced to Tobias. Tobias, after initially refusing her offer, had decided it would be best to go on a work release program than stay in prison for a sex offense. Tobias convinces Argyle to make a Musical of the Fantastic 4 (written and directed by Tobias) in order to be with his girlfriend DeBrie who had recently joined the rehab group. Argyle was unable to resist the idea of producing a musical and in order to pay for it is he helps his sister by threatening Michael to pay his debt of $700,000. Ultimately, Argyle is forced to step in for DeBrie as the Invisible Girl and performed the musical with Tobias on Cinco de Quatro. In Season 5, Argyle appears as the leader of the "Gay Mafia", and threatens Gob for pretending to be gay, and hints that they killed Tony Wonder for doing the same. :Appears in: "
Smashed" :
Marky Bark Marky Bark (
Chris Diamantopoulos), introduced in season 4, is an environmental/political activist Lindsay meets when accompanying Tobias to a methadone clinic he thinks is an acting class. Falling in love with his ideals, Lindsay runs away with him, learning later that he suffers from "
face blindness", causing him to be unable to remember what Lindsay looks like, and that he runs an ostrich farm with his mother (
Debra Mooney), a lifestyle Lindsay has trouble getting used to. Marky's goal is to bring down right-wing politician Herbert Love. He first creates a blue "glitter bomb" that he intends to go off at a political fundraiser; unfortunately, Lindsay fails to help him get out of the podium he's hiding in, resulting in the bomb going off on him and covering him in blue glitter, after which he is arrested. After he is released from jail, he plans to make an actual bomb to explode near Love at Cinco de Cuatro; however, he plants it in Lindsay's suitcase, and since Lindsay and Tobias have matching luggage, he takes the wrong suitcase and the bomb explodes on the boat he and Tobias are on. He is the son of environmental activist Johnny Bark (
Clint Howard). :Appears in: "
Indian Takers"
Debrie Bardeaux Debrie Bardeaux (
Maria Bamford), introduced in season 4, is a recovering drug addict Tobias meets and falls in love with at a methodone clinic he thinks is an acting class. She is a former actress who played
Sue Storm in an ultra-low-budget movie adaptation of the
Fantastic Four, and Tobias tries to convince her to get back into acting. However, after no success at this, she leaves him and relapses. They meet again at the Austerity rehab center, where Tobias is a court-appointed counselor. Tobias tries to cast her as Sue Storm in his musical adaptation of Fantastic Four, to be staged at Cinco de Cuatro, but her stage fright (and the drugs she sees floating in the harbor the night of the show) lead to her not participating in the end. :Appears in: "
Indian Takers"
Herbert Love Herbert Love (
Terry Crews), introduced in season 4, is a conservative candidate for the House of Representatives who is running against Lucille Austero. He is a parody of
2012 U.S. Republican Party presidential candidate Herman Cain.
Ron Howard In addition to voicing
The Narrator,
Ron Howard has appeared on the show as himself several times. Howard is among the individuals in Maeby's contact list to whom George Michael sends an invitation to her birthday. In his first on-screen appearance at the end of the final episode of season 3, Howard informs Maeby, with a hint of irony, that her life story would be better off being made into a movie as opposed to a TV series. Howard has a more substantial role in season four, in which he hires Michael to help produce a fictional movie based on the Bluths' story.
Dr. Norman, China Garden and Heartfire Dr. Norman, China Garden and Heartfire, introduced in season 4, are friends of Oscar Bluth's who live with him on a commune at the U.S./Mexico border. George Sr. meets them while running his "sweat and squeeze" scam with Oscar.
Dr. Norman (
John Slattery) is a disgraced
anesthesiologist who often gives advice under the influence of ether. Trying to help George Sr. with his impotence, he advises him to get on an MRI machine and "ride it to climax", which George interprets to mean masturbate. Norman later denies ever giving such advice, saying it's something he'd say "with my thinking cap on."
China Garden (
Karen Maruyama) is Dr. Norman's girlfriend, whom he met via a prison pen-pal program. She is loud and has a heavy accent. Her mother, Olive Garden, is in prison with Lucille.
Heartfire (
Mary Lynn Rajskub) is a mute spiritualist who communicates telepathically through her thoughts, though no one ever interprets her thoughts correctly or hears her. Her thoughts are seen as floating subtitles. ==Fictional characters within
Arrested Development==